TO JESUS : DATING SITES ;)

MMM...HMMM...(NOPE) *SHAKING MY HEAD*

MY LIEUTENANT TOLD ME NEVER TO TRUST SOME NASTY, OLD, PERVERTED, PEDOPHILE OF A MAN...

THE OLDER MEN HAVE TO GO FROM THERE, FOR MY OWN, PERSONAL, PHYSICAL SAFETY.

HE THINKS THEY'RE ALL PEDOPHILES!!!!

I ALWAYS GOT TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY COMMANDER...LOL, SO THESE MEN NEED TO BE UNDER CONTROL. 

THEY DON'T GET TO BE CONTROLLING. 

LOL.

ALTHOUGH POLITICALLY A CONSERVATIVE, AT THE LEAST, CHRIS CONTI WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE CONTROLLED, BY WOMYN...AS HIS MUM WAS A BOSSY WOMYN.

THE REASON I AGREED TO SERIOUSLY DATE HIM :

1.  ALL OF HIS LIBERTARIAN FACILITIES, AND ALL OF HIS RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCHES, IN NY, FLORIDA, WOULD BE CONVERTED INTO FREE ABORTION CLINICS, FREE, PEDIATRIC ABORTION CLINICS.

2.  THEY WOULD ALL BECOME ABORTIONISTS.

BACON DRINKS :

https://www.supercall.com/entertaining/best-bacon-cocktails

https://www.southernkitchen.com/recipes/drink/maple-bacon-old-fashioned

CREATE GLASSES OF SPARKLING APPLE JUICE, WITH THE COOKED BACON STRIPS, FOR THE KIDS.

ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE VISIT ALL OF THE NATO SUBMARINES, AS "COMMANDER HUBBARD'S MISTRESS," IN ORDER TO GET THEM ALL CONVERTED INTO FREE ABORTION CLINICS, AND FREE, PEDIATRIC ABORTION CLINICS.

THE NATO SUBMARINERS MUST ALL BECOME ABORTIONISTS TOO;)

ARRANGE FOR EACH SUBMARINER TO RECEIVE 500,000 AMBULANCES, TO BE USED AS FREE, MOBILE, ABORTION CLINICS, AND FREE, MOBILE, PEDIATRIC ABORTION CLINICS.