TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL :

MASHED CAULIFLOWER :

SWIRL IT WITH GENEROUS AMOUNTS OF ITALIAN, ROASTED HAZELNUT, ROASTED CASHEW PESTO.

OR, DO A THAI, CURRIED SAMOSA, DUMPLING, WONTON SOUP WITH IT.

DIARY :

YESTERDAY, WESLEY, A REPUBLICAN, TRIED TO ENCOURAGE HIS DEMOCRATIC MOTHER TO STARVE HERSELF, ON HER NEW DIET, AND EXERCISE PLAN.

HOPEFULLY, THAT WILL NOT BECOME PART OF ANY DIET...

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NUCLEAR FOOTBALL CRISIS :

THE ENTIRE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL MUST BE HANDLED BY AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL'S ABORTIONISTS...

EVERYONE NEEDS ABORTIONS...

ANYWAY, ON ANOTHER NOTE, TRY TO GET ITALIAN BALSAMIC VINEGAR PESTOS MADE.

BALSAMIC VINEGAR :

BLEND IT WITH 50% CHIANTI, PESTO, CAPERS, ROASTED WALNUT BUTTER, ANCHOVY "BUTTER," TO SIMMER FOR 15 MINUTES :

THEN, MASH AVOCADOS, FRESH CILANTRO, SHALLOTS, ONIONS, GARLIC, MEXICAN SEASONINGS, WHIP IT UP, TOGETHER IN A BLENDER/FOOD PROCESSOR...

TRY TO GO ITALIAN-MEXICAN FUSION FOR ALL VINEGARS.

IT HAS TO BECOME A MOUSSE VERSION OF GUACAMOLE SAUCE; )

WCLAIREHEMINGWAY