TO ALL ENLISTED :

ICE CREAM :







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TIGER WOODS, AND PHRASES OF THE DAY :

COMPOUND FRACTURE :

BONE HAS PENETRATED THROUGH SKIN, AND IT IS AN OPEN WOUND, WITH BONE FRAGMENTS PROTRUDING OUTWARDS, SO, IS QUITE SERIOUS, IF NOT TREATED APPROPRIATELY :


AVULSION FRACTURE :


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DEAR GOD, 


DON'T LET ME FORGET, I HAVE TO GET ALL ENLISTED SETTING UP 1, 2, 3 SPEED DATING EVENTS IN SWEDEN TOO.


THE AMERICANS ARE UNABLE TO FIND MARRIAGE PARTNERS IN SWEDEN, EVEN AFTER 7 YEARS THERE. 


THE REASON  :


SWEDES ONLY DATE ONE PERSON AT A TIME, SO ARE NOT INTO THE SPEED DATING EVENTS.


IN SWEDEN, IT IS UNHEARD OF, FOR WOMEN TO BE CHATTING WITH STRANGE MEN, IN PUBLIC. 


ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO CREATE INDOOR NUDE, GEOTHERMAL CAVES, MINERAL SPRINGS, MINERAL MUD BATHS, AND SWIMMING POOLS.

CREATE AN ALL-FEMALE, AND AN ALL-MALE AREA, OF ALL OF THOSE...

THEN, CREATE A COED AREA, WITH SWIMWEAR TOO.

THERE, SET UP TREASURE HUNT MAPS, AND CHALLENGES, SIMILAR TO "LOCK AND KEY" SPEED DATING EVENTS...FOR THE SINGLES.

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THAI SEAFOOD RECIPE  :



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TO ALL ENLISTED : 

WE BETTER CREATE THE ASIAN TAMALES RECIPES.

ADD VIETNAMESE SUGARCANE PRAWNS, INTO ONE ASIAN TAMALE.

THERE'S A LOLLIPOP SHRIMP IDEA, BUT WITH THE CHAR SIU SEASONINGS. 

BLEND A CUP OF LAVENDER, OR ROSE JAM/JELLY/MARMALADE/PRESERVES WITH THE 2 CUPS OF NEW ENGLAND SPICED VINEGAR, TO SIMMER IN A SAUCE PAN.

ADD IN CHAR SIU SEASONINGS, TO TASTE, WITH A FEW TEASPOONS OF MINCED GINGER ROOT, TO IT.

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"CHAR  SIU" :


USE THESE SEASONINGS, NOT JUST CHAR SIU, FOR IT.

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FOR GRILLED SHRIMP  :
 
BLEND EARL GREY TEA, LEMON MYRTLE PESTO, A FINELY-MINCED FENNEL BULB, FINELY-MINCED PINEAPPLE GUAVAS, AND A ONE CUP SCOOP OF VEGAN BUTTER, INTO A SAUCE PAN

TASTE, THEN ADD IN THE CHOPPED, MANDARIN ORANGE SLICES, SKINS, SEEDS, RINDS REMOVED, POWDERED SPICES : NUTMEG, ALLSPICE, CINNAMON, AND CLOVES.

IT MAY HAVE TO ALL BE FIXED, IN THE END, BY CREATING AN INDIAN CURRY BANQUET/COMMUNAL DINING TABLE, FOR DROWNING ALL OF THE BLAND INGREDIENTS, ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE, WITH THE GIANT CURRY BOWLS. 

IT WILL BE BEST TO GET INDIAN CHEFS IN, TO HANDLE THE FOODS, FOR THESE 1, 2, 3 SPEED DATING, SINGLES DATING EVENTS.

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ROFLMAO!!!

BTW, THE COMEDY STAND-UP SKIT ABOUT THE "AL-JAZEERA RICE," OR THE RACIST, FREUDIAN SLIPS, ABOUT THE "JEERA RICE," MUST BE DONE;)


JEERA RICE  :

DO THE TRADITIONAL JEERA RICE.

THEN, ADD IN FRESH CILANTRO, LIME JUICE, MELTED, SMOKED, ANCHO CHILE-COMPOUND (VEGAN) BUTTER, PICO DE GALLO, MANGO-LYCHEE-GUAVA SALSA, SMOKED OYSTERS, COOKED OYSTERS, OYSTER BROTH, AND FINELY-MINCED SCALLIONS, TO IT.

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CURRIED, GUAVA CHUTNEY IDEA, FOR THE CAMEL BURGERS :


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ALSO, WE HAVE TO CREATE A CAMEL MILK, CHEESE, MEAT-BASED VERSION OF MCDONALD'S, ALL AMERICAN FAST FOODS, WITH MUSLIMS, AND BLACK AFRICANS.

IT HAS TO HAVE ANCIENT PALESTINIAN CUISINES, AND THE ANCIENT, WEST AFRICAN CUISINES, OF BLACK AFRICA, IN ITS MENUS.

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PERFECT STEAKS :

GET THE STEAKS MARINATED IN JAMAICAN JERK MARINADE, 24 HOURS, IN THE FRIDGE.

GRILL, AND FINISH IN A FRYING PAN TO WELL-DONE STATES, WITH FOOD THERMOMETERS. 

ONCE MEATS ARE GRILLED, JUST FINISH COOKING ALL OF THE MEATS IN FRYING PANS, WITH THE UNSALTED, VEGAN BUTTER.

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PULL TOGETHER A THAI COMPOUND, VEGAN BUTTER, NAMED AFTER TIGER WOODS TOO.

DUE TO HIS SPINAL FUSION SURGERY, PREVIOUSLY, HE MAY HAVE TRAUMA-INDUCED RHABDOMYOLYSIS, SPINAL SHOCK, AND AUTONOMIC DYSREGULATION.

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QUICKIE VEGETABLE, MUSHROOM, PINEAPPLE KEBAB MARINADE :

BLEND TOGETHER :

VIETNAMESE NUOC CHAM

JAPANESE TERIYAKI GRILLING MARINADE

THAI BASIL-LEMONGRASS-GALANGAL-GINGER-GARLIC-SHALLOTS PESTO

ADD INTO THE KEBABS, THE PRE-COOKED COREAN, FISH ROE-FILLED DUMPLINGS, PRE-COOKED, CT WHOLE-BELLY CLAM FRITTERS.

CHOP ALL KEBAB INGREDIENTS UP, FOR THE VIETNAMESE BANH XEO CREPES TOO.

USE HAWAIIAN PINEAPPLE WINE, AS THE LIQUIDS, FOR THE CREPES, THE BANH XEO MIXTURE/CREPES BATTER.

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BTW, FOR THE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE CAKES, WE HAVE TO REDO THOSE, AS SAVORY, HAWAIIAN MEATLOAVES TOO.

TRY TO GET THE HAWAIIAN TERRINES MADE FROM SCRATCH, TO TASTE LIKE KAILUA PIG.

SOAK PINEAPPLE RINGS, MARASCHINO CHERRIES IN THE JAMAICAN SPICED RUM, FOR THE OUTSIDE OF THE MEATLOAVES.

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COMPOUND BUTTER-JELLY :

JALAPEÑOS, MINT JELLY, MIXED WITH VEGAN BUTTER


DO THAT FOR THE LAMB MEATBALLS, WITH TURKISH COMPOUND BUTTER.

WHISK IN THE COMPOUND BUTTER-JELLY CONCOCTION IN A MIXER, WITH THE GROUND LAMB MEAT/LAMB MINCE.

MUHAMMARA SAUCE  :


FAVORITE RECIPE :


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DEAR VINCENT LOMBARDI, 

WE BETTER DRESS ALL OF THE DEAD BABIES, IN CHINESE OUFITS.




ONCE MY HONG KONG MULTIMILLIONAIRE FAMILIES FIND OUT, ALL OF THE FEKKIN' WORLD WILL BE DEAD...































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