TO ALL ENLISTED : KWAN YIN, KWANZAA YIN...
GET FREE DOME HOMES BUILT, IMMEDIATELY, FOR THE HOMELESS TENT CITIES.
IT'S THE GLAMPING MOVEMENT, THE (GEODESIC) DOME HOMES, BUT IS WORTH IT, AS LONG AS IT LOOKS LIKE NATIVE AMERICAN, AND NATIVE HAWAIIAN HOMES, INSIDE, AND OUTSIDE.
PATE :
BLEND IT, SO IT IS ONE-THIRD PATE, ONE-THIRD NDUJA, AND ONE-THIRD HUMMUS INTO IT...
THAT WAY, IT LOOKS LIKE WE CHANGED IT.
USE IT IN MASHED POTATOES, TO ADD A LITTLE FLAVOR TO IT, WITH ROSEMARY-LEMON MYRTLE, AUSTRALIAN PESTO, FETA CHEESE, GREEK OLIVE TAPENADE, AND ITALIAN COMPOUND BUTTER.
PRAYER :
STROKE THE CHEEKS, ON THE FACES, OF THE CHILDREN, WITH THE DRIED LAVENDER BOUQUET, AT NIGHT, AND WHISPER "KWAN YIN," THREE TIMES IN A ROW...FOR LUCK, TOO.
IF IT LOOKS LIKE KWANZAA, WHISPER "KWANZAA YIN"...THREE TIMES IN A ROW, AND EXPLAIN WHY WE ARE CELEBRATING BLACK CIVIL RIGHTS, IN THE U.S., IN SWAHILI.
VIETNAMESE FISH MEATBALLS :
STEAM IT, IN A HALF-SAVORY, HALF-SWEET, PANDAN LEAVES-INFUSED, PANCAKE BATTER, WITH THE CHOPPED, PRE-COOKED, CHINESE, CRISPY PORK, BONELESS.
THEN, SERVE IT WITH CHINESE, SOFT-SHELL CRABS, COOKED IN THE CHINESE, HOT AND SOUR SOUP.
THAT WAY, WE DID ASSORTED PROTEINS PLATTERS...
"POTATO SALAD" :
CREATE SOUTHERN PULLED PORK, AND ADD IT INTO SMASHED, GREEK, BABY/NEW POTATOES.
THEN, BLEND IN COUSCOUS, AND CHOPPED LATKES, TO THE WHOLE PLATTER...
DOUSE EVERYTHING IN SWISS FONDUE CHEESE SAUCE.
LAME, BUT, AT LEAST IT LOOKS DIFFERENT.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT ASSORTED, DIVERSIFIED PROTEINS, FRUITS, VEGGIES, AND CARBS...AT EVERY MEAL TOO...TO PREVENT ANY FOOD BOURNE POISONING DEATHS, FROM THE KKKONGLOMERATES, IN THE AGRICULTURAL INDUSTRY : RANCHING, FARMING, PACKING/CANNING FACTORIES, AND SLAUGHTERHOUSES...
Comments
Post a Comment