TO ALL ENLISTED :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63qcPq8SyH4
CRUNCHY, FRESH MUNG BEANS, AND CABBAGE, RAW, SLICED INTO SKINNY FRENCH FRY SIZES...
DIP IT INTO THE SWEET PINEAPPLE SYRUP-NUOC CHAM, MIXED WITH SHRIMP PASTE, PINEAPPLE JUICE, AND EAT A FRESH WATERCRESS SALAD.
SALAD :
MIX ONE CUP OF MIXED TROPICAL FRUITS, DRAINED, IN ONLY FRUIT JUICES, NO SUGAR ADDED, WITH ONE CUP OF FRESH CILANTRO LEAVES, ONE CUP OF FRESH WATERCRESS, ONE CUP OF FRESH, RADISH ROOT CHIPS/SLICES, AND ONE CUP OF FRESH, ENGLISH CUCUMBERS TOGETHER.
ITALIAN SALAD :
WHENEVER YOU DO AN ITALIAN SALAD, MAKE SURE YOU GET FRESH BERRIES, SAVORY, WALNUT-ROSEMARY GRANOLA, SAVORY, GREEK FIGS-FILLED, DATES-FILLED BAKLAVA INTO IT TOO.
REMEMBER, CREATE JEWISH-JAPANESE SUSHI ROLLS EVERYDAY.
IT'S THOSE VEGAN, PETA-APPROVED, CALIFORNIA ROLLS, WITHOUT ANY DAIRY, SEAFOOD IN IT...
ADD IN THE MARINATED, CALIFORNIAN, BABY ARTICHOKE HEARTS, IN SUNFLOWER OIL.
ALSO, GET IN DUCK EGGS...THE CHINESE, SALTED DUCK EGGS...ALL PRE-BOILED, INDIVIDUALLY-WRAPPED TOO.
DEVILED EGGS :
STUFF THE CHINESE, SALTED DUCK EGGS, WITH CHINESE CHARSIU SEASONED-BOILED EGG YOLKS, CRAB MEAT, AND CREAM CHEESE.
VIETNAMESE "HOT AND SOUR SOUP" :
ADD A TBL/TABLESPOON OF SAMBAL OELEK CHILI PASTE, TO THE THAI PEANUT SATAY MARINADE.
USE THAT IN THE CROCK POT, WITH THE THAI TOM YUM SOUP BASE, PORK BELLY, BONELESS, SKINLESS, CHICKEN THIGHS, AND COCONUT CREAM.
WHISK THE SAUCE TOGETHER, WITH PEANUT BUTTER POWDER, OR PB, CREAMY, ORGANIC, SALT-FREE, OILS REMOVED FROM THE TOP (ADAMS BRAND).
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THE UK VARIANT IS SPREADING, SO GET ALL FEMALES, OVER AGE 18, TO THE BODY WEIGHTS, WHERE THEY COULD BEAR HEALTHY, BABY BOYS, WITHOUT C-SECTIONS, WITHOUT EPIDURALS, AND SUCCESSFULLY BREASTFEED THEM, WHILE DOING JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISES, AT NATO COMMANDS...
CREATE DESSERT CREAM HORNS, DESSERT CANNOLIS, IN GREAT QUANTITIES, AS JESUS SAID YOU WILL HAVE HEALTHY BABY BOYS, ONE DAY, LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO EAT THOSE ;)
"DIET" TIPS :
TYPICALLY, I MAKE CHINESE FRIED RICE...EVERYDAY TOO.
GET EVERYONE TO EAT A WHOLE, LARGE-SIZED, SUPREME PIZZA...
THEN, START MAKING CHINESE STIR-FRIES, CHINESE SOUPS, CHINESE LO MEIN NOODLE DISHES, AND CHINESE FRIED RICES...
GO WITH COMBINATION, ASSORTED, DIVERSE PROTEINS, FOR THE CHINESE ENTREES.
YOU MAY HAVE TO CARRY YOUR HUGE, BOY BABY, ON ONE HIP, WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DO THAT...BUT, STILL, DAILY, DO THOSE THINGS...
TRY TO GET THE BABY CARRIERS...TO KEEP THEM STRAPPED TO YOU, 90% OF YOUR WAKING TIMES TOO.
UNTIL AGE 12, THEY HAVE TO BE IN THEIR KANGAROO MUM'S POUCHES, SO, BROUGHT ALONG/TUCKED RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR MUMS, FOR 90% OF THEIR WAKING TIMES TOO.
THE TOKYO JOE'S DIET :
TRY TO GET ALL ADULTS ONTO THE VEGAN, HALF-VEGAN VERSIONS OF TOKYO JOE'S MENU, AT HOME, ALL SALT-FREE, 99% FAT-FREE...
MOST OF THE TIME, GO HALF-VEGAN, CHOLESTEROL-FREE, AND COMPLETELY SALT-FREE...
FOR CARBS, EAT STEAMED BROWN RICE...OR BOILED, BROWN RICE PASTA NOODLES.
AFTER 5 PM, GO COMPLETELY VEGAN, UNTIL 5 AM, WITH JEWISH JESUS, AS YOUR ONLY SUSTENANCE, OR SPIRITUAL LIFE COACH.
YOUR SPIRIT MUST BE UNITED WITH, RIGHT NEXT TO, MARRIED TO JEWISH JESUS, FROM 5 PM, TO 5 AM, LIKE A LITTLE CATHOLIC NUN.
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