TO ALL ENLISTED : GET EVERYTHING INDIANIFIED, SOUTH ASIAN, FUSION-STYLED ;)

EVERYDAY, WE HAVE TO BE LEBANESE, SYRIAN, ISRAELI, IN DENVER METRO.

I AM NOT MIDDLE EASTERN, NOR AM I JEWISH THOUGH.

I THINK IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO GET THE MIDDLE EAST STABILIZED, UNLESS WE GO THERE AS A CHRISTIAN.

MOST OF US ARE NOT USED TO STUDYING ARAMAIC...ONLY LATIN...

THE ONE, UNITED JUDEOCHRISTIAN FAITH :

I LOOKED IT UP, AND THE GOD OF ALL JUDEOCHRISTIAN RELIGIONS IS EXACTLY THE SAME TOO.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, AS ONE JUDEOCHRISTIAN RELIGION IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS THE OTHERS...

WHATEVER IS ABOUT CHRISTIANITY, IS ABOUT ISLAM, AND JUDAISM TOO.

ENGLISH IS STILL ENGLISH.

SIMILARLY, IF YOU SPEAK ENGLISH IN THE DEEP SOUTH, IT'S STILL ENGLISH IN NYC...BUT, IT SOUNDS 25% DIFFERENT.

FOR LEEK LATKES :

ARRANGE IT OVER, AND UNDER THIS, AND TOP EVERYTHING WITH A SPOONFUL OF ANCHOVY BUTTER :

OUR VERSION :

IN INDIAN ONION NAAN BREAD BOWLS, WITH CURRIED, LAMB "BACON" STRIPS OVERTOP IT ALL :

GRUYERE TOASTS CAN BE REPLACED WITH INDIAN NAAN BREAD TOO.

CURRY THE LEEK SOUP TOO.

INDIAN FOOD IS PERFECT FOR LUNCHES, PICNICS, AND POTLUCKS :

THANKSGIVING TURKEY DINNER CAN BECOME AN INDIAN, CURRIED STYLED MEAL...

IF EVERYTHING TURNED INTO INDIAN CUISINE, OR CLOSER TO IT, THERE WOULD NOT BE A FOOD DESERT IN THE U.S.

FOOD DESERT :

IN MAINE, YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A FARMER, RANCHER, HOMESTEADER, OFF-THE-GRID SURVIVALIST, HUNTER, TRAPPER, AND FISHERMAN.

OTHERWISE, ALL OF THE BABIES, AND TODDLERS WILL STARVE TO DEATH...

FISH EVERYDAY, WHILE TRAPPING ALL OF THE PORCUPINES, RABBITS, SMALL GAME, PLUS, GO WILD TURKEY, BEAR, AND DEER HUNTING.

VISIT LITTLE FRANCE, TO SOURCE FOR THE BEST ESCARGOT, AND FROG LEGS TOO.

YOU WILL HAVE TO GET IT FROM FRENCH CANADA...BROUGHT OVER, IN CDC-APPROVED TRUCKS.

DAILY, TRY TO GET INTO FRENCH COOKING, AND FRENCH LANGUAGE TOO.

THAT WAY, WE ARE BFF, WITH ALL OF FRENCH CANADA, AS AMERICANS :)

PLUS, THEY'RE HOT, JUST LIKE THAT SEXY FRENCH HUNK, FROM THE "UNFAITHFUL" FILM;)

STUFFED TOMATOES :

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