TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES, AND ALL FERGIE FANS IN THE U.K./ALL (STEVIE WONDER-WORSHIPPING) LIBRAN SUN GODDESSES:

http://www.wired.co.uk/event/wired2016-next-generation

SAY THIS IN MY KITTY MONTGOMERY IDIOLECT:

PUT ON RED CHEETAH PRINT FOOTWEAR, AND BRING IN "WIRED" MAGAZINE, GUEST-EDITED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA, WITH AN ARTICLE, "TACKLE INEQUALITY," FROM THE CURRENT NOVEMBER 2016 ISSUE. BRING ALONG A FAKE, RED "CHEETAH," A SHACKLED U.S. NAVY SEAL, IN THE S & M HANDCUFFS, FROM THE NEAREST SEXACCESSORIES (THE VAMPIN' VERSION OF THOSE CORPORATE SUCCESSORIES) STORES/"FASCINATIONS" LINGERIE STORES. THIS WILL HELP YOU TO GET ALL FEMINISTS' ATTENTION, AT THE DREADFULLY TACKY GUN SHOWS. PLEASE CREATE A SWANKIN' MARTINI LOUNGE-LOOKING GUN BAR, AND SLEEK, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE-CAPABLE TARGET RANGE, TO BRING MORE NRA GUN SAFETY ONTO ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES, POUR ZE ENLISTED, FEMALE MINORITIES. WE NEED MORE ROBOT GUN INSTRUCTORS, TO AFFORD THE "PRIVATE" GUN LITERACY EDUCATION, AND SNIPER COACHING. WATCH THE "ELYSIUM" FILM TO SEE IF THE ROBOTS CAN BE LESS GENOCIDAL, AND MORE CUSTOMER SERVICE-ORIENTED.

AFTER THE CLIENTS LEAVE THESE "MARTINI LOUNGES," THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE FOR ZEM:

INCLUDE THESE TYPES OF FREE FASHION ACCESSORY GIFTS: