TO ALL ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERS: PLEASE RETROFIT ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES, HOSPITALS, POLICE STATIONS, PRISONS, MALLS, SHOPPING CENTERS, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STATIONS, CORPORATE BUILDINGS WITH THIS URBAN AIR POLLUTION VACUUM, BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR:
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DON'T FORGET TO REPLACE ALL SALAD DRESSINGS, SAUCES WITH ZERO CALORIE VERSIONS, AT ALL THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. PLEASE DEMONSTRATE THANKSGIVING TURKEY AND HAM BRINING USING COCA COLA ZERO IN CHERRY, AND VANILLA FLAVORS. REMEMBER, ALWAYS ENDORSE THESE CONDOMS, AT ALL FUNDRAISING EVENTS, SO WE CAN ACQUIRE FREE ONES TO DONATE TO THE U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED:
DON'T FORGET TO REPLACE ALL SALAD DRESSINGS, SAUCES WITH ZERO CALORIE VERSIONS, AT ALL THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. PLEASE DEMONSTRATE THANKSGIVING TURKEY AND HAM BRINING USING COCA COLA ZERO IN CHERRY, AND VANILLA FLAVORS. REMEMBER, ALWAYS ENDORSE THESE CONDOMS, AT ALL FUNDRAISING EVENTS, SO WE CAN ACQUIRE FREE ONES TO DONATE TO THE U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED:
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