TO ALL DEMOCRATS, AND ALL FEMINISTS:

THE JEALOUS, INCOMPETENT BITCHES FROM THIS APARTMENT BUILDING ARE BLAMING MY BLUE-EYED, DEMOCRAT CAT FOR THEIR LACK OF CRACK, METH AND VETERANS' ORGANS TO HEAL THEIR HEPATITIS C, AND POLY-ADDICTION-INDUCED CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVERS. HOW COME THEY NEED TO BASH MY BUDDHIST PATIO DECORATIONS AND CLIP MY CAT'S WHISKERS? THESE ARE THE RED WAX, GOP'S DAESH RECRUITERS FROM DEVRY UNIVERSITY IN WESTMINSTER, COLORADO, WHO GANG SIGNAL WITH THE RED WAX SEAL BOOK, "THE SECRET."