TO ALL DEA : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :
https://www.shelikesfood.com/spaghetti-squash-tater-tots-maple-mustard-dip/
"I have to be among the ice/meth-addicted, Miss Hawaii beauty pageant, bikini modeling, crack-addicted cartels' gimps, kkko-gimps, kkko-pimps, of Hawaiian Ice-Crystal Meth world, to protect us, from internal jihadists, who are real nuclear terrorists, there."
"I was accepted by DC metro's Casablanca Modeling agency, at age 14, plus, my model friends work at Vogue magazine, in NYC, as stylists, so I can try to pretend to be this chick a little." :
OMG, during my pregnancy, I carried my pregnant belly along, running around, like "Sydney White," in men's clothes, as if my pregnant belly was merely a basketball, onto military base, all of the time.
ROFLMAO!!!
I had no idea I was supposed to look like a female, even during my pregnancy.
There, the heathen, kkkrumpz kkkuntz, of the kkkrackkk-kkkhristian, alt-right's drug cartels, went unhinged, trying to sabotage each other, for nuclear top secrets...making power outages happen, in order to infiltrate a highly sensitive building's encryption.
Lol.
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OPERATION LIL MERMAIDS; )
ANYWAY, TRY TO POSE AS RAINBOW PRIDE MERMAIDS, OF ALL AGES, SIZES, COLORS, RACES, PREGNANT MERMAIDS, BREASTFEEDING MERMAIDS, AROUND ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS.
GET KARAOKE MACHINES, FOR THE MILITARY, TO TRAIN ALL TO SING EVERY SONG, IN DISNEY FILMS, LIVE, IN ENGLISH, NATIVE HAWAIIAN, AND NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGES.
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OPERATION LA LECHE LEAGUE :
BTW, REMEMBER, GET ALL OF THE BREASTFEEDING MULTIVITAMINS, SUPPLIES, BREASTDEEDING CARRIERS, BREASTFEEDING SLINGS, TO HELP INCREASE BREASTFEEDING RATES, IN THE WORLD TOO.
THE BABIES ARE GOING TO MASS DIE, IF THEY ARE NOT BREASTFED, AT LEAST FOR ONE MONTH, STARTING AT THEIR BIRTH.
EVERY TEN SQUARE MILES, RUN MOBILE, FAMILY MEDICINE, PEDIATRIC MEDICINE, LA LECHE LEAGUE BREASTFEEDING CLINICS, THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, TO KEEP THE BABIES ALIVE, ONCE THEY ARE BORN.
THEY NEED WEEKLY WELL-BABY EXAMS, WITH WEEKLY VACCINATIONS, FROM NOW ON, AS THERE ARE MANY MORE VACCINATIONS AVAILABLE NOWADAYS, THAN BEFORE, OVER TWO DECADES AGO.
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EVERYDAY, CREATE BLAND, EASY-TO-DIGEST, ACID REFLUX-FRIENDLY, BABY, TODDLER FOODS.
STEP ONE :
HAND MINCE THE BONELESS, SKINLESS MEATS, LIKE FROM A WHOLE, BOILED TURKEY.
STEP TWO :
USE A RICE STEAMER, TO STEAM BROWN, USDA ORGANIC RICE IN USDA ORGANIC CHICKEN BROTH SOUP.
STEP THREE :
WASH, CHOP ALL MIXED VEGGIES.
STEP FOUR :
CREATE A BLAND STEW FROM IT.
STEP FIVE :
STORE IT IN THE FREEZER, TO THAW IT, IN DAILY PORTIONS, REHEAT IT, EVERYDAY, FOR THE BABIES, AND TODDLERS.
THIS TIME, ADD IN RIPE, MASHED PLANTAINS, RIPE, MASHED BANANAS, RIPE, MASHED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, AND RIPE, MASHED AVOCADOS TO THE SAVORY SOUPS.
REMEMBER, GET PASTEURIZED, USDA ORGANIC YOGURTS, HEALTHY MUFFIN MIXES, FRESH FRUITS, A SERIES OF JARRED BABY, TODDLER FOODS, BY GERBER, THEIR ORGANIC LINE, PLUS, THEIR ORGANIC, BABY, TODDLER CEREALS TOO.
TRY TO SUBSTITUTE APPLE SAUCE FOR THE BUTTER, WHILE BAKING.
ATTEMPT ALL IRISH, BRITISH, SCOTTISH, NEW ENGLAND RECIPES, BUT THE HEALTHIER, BLANDER VERSIONS, FOR THE BABIES, AND TODDLERS.
TRY TO GET RECIPES DESIGNED FOR BABIES' AND TODDLERS' TEETHING BISCUITS, MADE SCOTTISH SHORTBREAD-STYLED, ITALIAN BISCOTTI-STYLED, BUT ONLY A WHOLE-GRAINED, SUGAR-FREE, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP-FREE VERSION.
GET THEIR GUMS, MOUTHS, TONGUES CLEANED, EVEN IF THEY ARE WITHOUT ANY TEETH, NO MATTER WHAT, TWELVE TIMES PER DAY, WITH TOM'S OF MAINE PEDIATRIC TOOTHPASTES, AND ORAL GARGLES/RINSES.
THEY MUST BE TOTALLY CLEANED, LIKE FRESHLY BATHED, FRESHLY SHAMPOOED-LEVEL, AND CHANGED, 12 TIMES/DAY, EVERYDAY.
OTHERWISE, THEY MAY DIE, BEFORE AGE 5, WITH THE HIGH INFANT MORTALITY RATES IN THE WORLD.
IT MAY BE SEPSIS, OR SEPTIC SHOCK IN THEM, BEFORE AGE 5.
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