TO ALL ENLISTED : TWENTY YEARS LATER :

Oh, 9/11. 

All of our kids needed to be yanked out of preschools, to be carried by their Mommy, like a kangaroo joey, for a while. 

It caused the ones from the federal center not to be able to walk, as much, after being beaten up by domestic terrorists' kids, racist ones, repeating anti-Hispanic, hate ideologies. 

The KKK's kids beat, and gang-raped federal center's kids, on, and after 9/11.

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TWENTY YEARS LATER :

I CAN SING FRENCH OPERA.

THAT'S BEST FOR ME, AND I TRAINED FOR THE BOSTON MARATHON, TO HELP WITH MY OPERA SINGING.

LONG-DISTANCE RUNNING IS WAY EASIER THAN GYMNASTICS, AND UNDERWATER SWIMMING. 

THEY SAY GYMNASTICS, AND UNDERWATER SWIMMING IS TOO DANGEROUS. 

THAT OB/GYN DUDE TOLD ME THAT WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE DOING ANYTHING TOO DANGEROUS, IN CASE OF EARLY, SOON-TO-BE-DIAGNOSED PREGNANCIES TOO.

LOL.

SKIING, HORSEBACK RIDING, ICE SKATING, ROLLERSKATING, ROCK CLIMBING, TO HIM, SEEMED LIKE TOO MUCH, TOO.

RECIPES :

THE VEGAN BURGERS, VEGAN HOTDOGS MUST BE TURNED INTO JAPANESE DIM SUM.

MEATLOAF : WE HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO A GERMAN VERSION, USING WORLD MARKET'S GERMAN MEATLOAF SEASONING BLENDS.

ATTEMPT A MEATLOAF ROULADE, WITH LIVER CHEESE IN THE SECOND LAYER, AND GERMAN BRATWURST SAUSAGE MINCE/GROUND BRATWURST, NOT IN SAUSAGE CADINGS, IN THE CENTER, OR, IN THE INNERMOST LAYER.


THEN, WE SHOULD DO A POLISH VERSION OF THE SAME THING.

OMIT ALL SPICES, EXCEPT FOR A BIT OF SALT, TO PREVENT ACID REFLUX.

UKRAINIAN BEET LEAF ROLLS :


PHILLY CHEESESTEAK :


DO IT AS A GREEK QUICHE, WITH LAMB GYROS, TOPPED WITH GREEK ONION RINGS.

FOR STEAK-PHOBIC CHEFS, JUST DO A TENDER, "SWISS STEAK" VERSION OF PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS.

ALL STEAKS, THINLY-CUT, FOR PHO, CAN BE USED FOR THESE QUICHES.

OFTEN THE PHILLY CHEESESTEAK'S STEAK PORTION CAN BE POACHED, LIKE A FRENCH DIP SANDWICH.

THEN, LAY THE OPEN-FACE SANDWICH FLAT, TO BROIL IT, IN ORDER TO FURTHER MELT THE PRE-BOILED, SWISS FONDUE CHEESES ONTO IT.

DO CARAMELIZED ONIONS, ITALIAN MUSHROOMS, CHOPPED JALAPEÑO POPPERS, INTO SLICED, BELL PEPPERS. 

ADD IN CURRIED, INDIAN SHALLOTS, ONTO IT TOO.

FRENCH DIP AU JUS :

AS A TEEN, I SAW PROFESSIONAL COOKS DOING THIS, BUT WAS ONLY ASSISTING THEM ON THAT :


IT WAS MISSING THE FRENCH ESCARGOT BANH MI SANDWICH, KIMCHI, BEEF BOURGUIGNON, AND GOJUCHANG SAUCE;)

ALWAYS MAKE LARDONS FIRST, IF MAKING BEEF, TO GET A FEELING OF WHAT SHOULD COME NEXT; )


BEEF KABOBS :


CUMIN LAMB FOR BANH BAO FILLING :


BANH BAO : ADD IN BOILED, DUCK EGG YOLKS, LIKE IN CHINESE MOONCAKES, INTO ALL BANH BAO RECIPES, TO CHANGE IT UP A LITTLE TOO :


MAKE A SWEET BUTTER GLAZE, REMINISCENT OF MOONCAKES' FILLING, FOR BRUSHING ONTO THE BANH BAO, TOO.

THIS YEAR, TRY ADDING CHEESES INTO MOONCAKES, AND BANH BAO TOO.

ADD IN GOURMET, ASH-COVERED CHEESES, MADE BY THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY :


THE BEEKMAN FARM'S ASH-COVERED CHEESES MUST BE REPLICATED EVERYWHERE. 

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