TO ALL ENLISTED :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=svpEXWo6rYM

BRITISH GOD FROM SWINE FLU PANDEMIC COMMENTS, AND SAYS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipzxt9_pDA8

"OW/HOW???"

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HI, RON;)

THE TYPE OF SHIT I WAS DOING, DURING MY PREGNANCY ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TaxX6RHZ4

PEACH SAUSAGE RECIPE :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tNAoO-bKUa4

IT NEEDS THREE TOFU BLOCKS, 3 TBL OF JAMAICAN JERK MARINADE, MIXED WITH ONE CUP OF HONEY, 2 CUPS OF PICO DE GALLO, THREE BUNCHES OF CHOPPED, FRESH CILANTRO, 2 CUPS OF MANGO SALSA, 3 TBL OF CUMIN, AND ONE CUP OF FINELY-MINCED GARLIC.

ANOTHER TOFU SAUSAGE :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QXleXS2MU44

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ME IN THE JESUS COURT :

"KUNG-FU HUSTLE" OF VIETNAM :

I DO THAT ASIAN SQUAT, ON MY HAUNCHES, AT A LOW TABLE, ONLY A FOOT OFF THE GROUND, WITHOUT A CHAIR, LIKE VIETNAMESE NATIVES...

THEN, I WAVE A PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS AT MY JESUS-LOOKING VOODOO DOLL, WITH A TINY TURIN SHROUD, OVER IT.

I THREATEN THE VOODOO DOLL, IN FRONT OF JESUS, AND SAY, "THIS MAN, HE WAS THE ONE EATING TOO MUCH MEAT, FROM KING SOOPERS, AND THEN, TOO MUCH YANG HAPPENED, JESUS. NOW, HE WENT MASS SHOOTING AT THE GROCERY STORE NEAR JASON!!!"

BTW, IN LONDON, UK, GET NUDE BALLETS SET UP ABOUT THIS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FctVr9sMwvw

LOL;)

"I DON'T REALLY GO FOR GOOD LOOKING." 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2O2DfsOWTs

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BRITISH BEER :

GET A TEACUP OF IT MIXED INTO THREE TEACUPS OF ITALIAN CHOCOLATE SODA, FOUR CUPS OF MEXICAN, SPICY, THICK, CHOCOLATE SYRUP DRINK, BEFORE THE BRITISH GET ANY BEERS...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FoFqlhpn7U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3KI9ylOwYM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzVWXJy0hUw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Wc3ktFJs