TO ALL CHRISTIANS :

DUE TO HOW BOULDER COUNTY BANNED THE "ELF" FILM, AS IT WAS ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, THE MASS SHOOTING HAPPENED.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O7v51YTx6y8

BEFORE JESUS HANDLES THIS, COLLECT ALL MASS SHOOTERS' NAIL CLIPPINGS, FOR THE VOODOO DOLLS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFzYXid7tUk

NONE OF US NEED ANY SATANIKKKAS, SO GET ALL GOATS GATHERED, FOR A GOAT SACRIFICE, IN FRONT OF THE MASS SHOOTERS.

WE HAVE TO TERRORIZE THEM, A LITTLE BIT, TO WEAKEN THEIR MOJO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81eKr29eSWY

WE HAVE TO SHOW UP IN METRO STATE UNIVERSITY, AND THROW ALL STUDENTS INTO SUPERMAX PRISONS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0SyALaWR08

FOR THE SAKE OF THE ENLISTED, JUST PRETEND TO BE IN ALL RELIGIOUS, SOCIOECONOMIC, RACIAL, ETHNIC, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, GENDER, AND POLITICAL CATEGORIES.