TO ALL ENLISTED : GET A COCKNEY ACCENTED BRITISH COMEDIAN TO EXPLAIN THIS ;) : DEAR JESUS;) FEKKIN' HILARIOUS, THAT DUDE;)

IN BAT QOL :

https://www.distractify.com/p/did-a-rioter-taser-himself-to-death

A MALE SPIRIT, OR, "MY FUTURE SEX SLAVE, HOPEFULLY/'OPEFULLY," SAYZ THAT HE IS WILLING TO USE TASERS, AND TAZE THEM TO DEATH.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7pjqq26-4

HE SAYZ HE BEEZ A DOCTOR, AND KNOWZ HOW/'OW TO DO IT, LIKE, FURREALZ, AND SHIT.

ROFLAMO!!!

HE SAYZ THAT THE DOYTY COPPERZ, OF LONDON METRO'S SERIAL KILLERS ARE OFFERING TO DO IT, FOR FREE, BUT SOZE EEZ HEEZ, JEZUZ MON;)

AND, HE LOOKS LIKE A BRITISH SURGEON, AND SAYZ THAT HE WOULD LIKE SEX, NO MORE OF THOSE COCKTEASING, BRITISH HANDJOB JOKES, PLEASE, MY/ME-FUTURE WIFEY, LOL...

WE'LL SEND AROUND THOSE GAG GIFT TOYS, THOSE SILICONE, LIGHT-UP, GLOW-IN-THE-DARK, CONFETTI-COLORED, POCKET "PUSSIES," TO ALL BRITISH PUBZ AND SHIT;)

OMG, HE IS FEKKIN' HILARIOUS. 

WHO THE FUCK WOULD ATTEMPT TO TASER SOMEONE TO DEATH???

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CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :

FOR "TENT IN BED"/"PROTEUS" STORY :

BRITISH SURGERY STUFF TO LOOK INTO :

ADD A FUNNY SCENE ABOUT THIS ;)

GABRIEL GETS "KNOCKED UP" : THE AMERICAN PATIENT, FORMERLY KNOWN AS AMERICAN GOD IF SEX, AND MEDICINE, DR. GABRIEL PRINCE : 

A SCENE, IN LONDON, WHERE HE IS SUFFERING A HEALF CRISIS :

https://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/09/20/if-a-british-doctor-invites-you-to-surgery-should-you-be-worried/3/#photo

AMERICAN OB/GYN, DR. GABRIEL, IS "DRAGGED INTO SURGERY, UNWILLINGLY" :

https://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/09/if-a-british-doctor-invites-you-to-surgery-should-you-be-worried/2

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IN VIETNAM :

ALWAYS GET CANCER, STD'S, FAMILY MEDICINE SCREENINGS, THREE TIMES PER DAY, ON EVERYONE :

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/slideshows/countries-with-the-most-well-developed-public-health-care-system

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1xLUO4qXEyw

ME TO MY AIR FORCE ONES GOD OF CACTUS 1549ER :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLMz1U69yo

...HOLD ON, ABOUT SOL PAIS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kcCrlFry9cU

I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT MY SEALS ARE IN THE CORRECT SNIPER, AERIAL POSITIONS, SURROUNDING HER FIRST... 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FfCJb8JZQ

THE USMC WERE SOBBING, DUDE, IN THEIR BOOT CAMP, LIKE NON-SEAL NAVY :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_vDntWK3cM

I, AND ALL CHRISTIAN-JEWISH RABBIS' EXES MUST HANDLE THIS CRISIS, POSSIBLY ON OUR FEKKIN' OWNZ, AND SHIT, FDA JEWISH DADDY-GODZ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_vDntWK3cM

A PRAYER THAT WORKS, TO GET SOL PAIS' LOCATION, FROM DADDY-ST. GABRIEL, THE CHEATERZ' WAY, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO ON THE FEKKIN' GROUND, FROM DOOR TO DOOR; )

"OMG, HELP ME, REAL JESUS, CUZ WE BEEZ HAVING TO SNEAK UP TO THEIR SATANIKKK KKKOMPOUND, IN THE FEKKIN' DARK, ON A MOONLESS NIGHT, AND SHIT, AND I BEEZ AFRAID OF FEKKIN' GUNS, NOT SHOTGUNZ, BUT ZEE TEENY, TINY, BABY-SIZED GUNZ EVEN!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUZeZNxiD-M

WE BEEZ TRAVELING TO YOU, BLACK JESUS, IN THE BLACK, JAMAICANZ' VEHICLES, JUST BROUGHT OVER FROM JAMAICA, TO GET TO YOU, GOD OF SERE, AND WARFARE; )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6y8K4cz6ak

I BEEZ SINGING ALONG TO MARIAH CAREY;)

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"TENT IN BED"/"PROTEUS" STORY, CONTINUED :

"FIFTY, SHADY PORNOS, OF GREY'S ANATOMY-XXX ;)"

GATHER PORN STARS TO CREATE THESE PLAYS, SKITS, IN ENTERTAINING MANNERS; )

CREATE A STRIPPER, PORN VERSION OF THESE BIOGRAPHIES :

https://www.healthcare-administration-degree.net/20-most-innovative-surgeons-alive-today/

https://bjssjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/journal/13652168

WE HAVE TO INSERT FUNNY, STEM FEMINIST SEANCES, WITH THESE SPIRITS, THE DEAD ONES, LIKE IN "GHOST" FILM;)

https://www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/countries-with-the-most-physicians

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/best-healthcare-in-the-world

DR. GABRIEL PRINCE GETS TESTICULAR IMPLANTS, PLUS, COVID-19 JAB/VAX, IN LONDON :

https://www.newbeauty.com/covid-vaccine-breast-implant-risk/

INCLUDE THESE SCENARIOS, FOR THE ANESTHESIA PART OF HIS OPERATION :

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/19-year-old-dies-14-months-after-going-under-for-breast-implants-that-left-her-incapacitated

DNR DISCUSSION SCENE BETWEEN KATIE, HER EX, CHARLES, ABOUT DR. GABRIEL, KATIE'S HUSBAND, WHO SUFFERS A CARDIAC ARREST :

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/03/14/174291275/cardiac-arrest-survivors-have-better-outlook-than-doctors-think

WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD POSSESS A MAN TO HAVE SEX FOR FOUR HOURS/DAY, MOST MORNINGS, WITHOUT BREAKFASTS :

OF COURSE HE HAD A HEART ATTACK, LEADING TO THE CARDIAC ARREST :

https://www.heartandstroke.ca/heart-disease/conditions/cardiac-arrest

GO OVER AZITHROMYCIN, AND HEART RISKS :

https://www.rushu.rush.edu/news/surviving-sudden-cardiac-arrest

https://labblog.uofmhealth.org/rounds/cardiac-arrest-poor-survival-rates-common-sickest-patients-covid-19?amp

CHLORHEXIDINE.

IT HAPPENED.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/z-pak-users-be-on-the-alert-for-heart-rhythm-problems-201205244770

METASTATIC PULMONARY CALCIFICATION.

IT HAPPENED TO DR. GABRIEL TOO.

https://pulmonarychronicles.com/index.php/pulmonarychronicles/article/view/107/224

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FOR THE COTTAGE PIES, SHEPHERD'S PIE RECIPES :

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/patatas-revolconas-mashed-potatoes#intcid=_bon-appetit-amp-bottom-recirc_152d77aa-3226-43b6-b9c0-5a653edeff5b_text2vec1

FOR THE MEATLOAF PARTS, TRY TO GET IT LIKE PORTUGUESE SAUSAGES, OR VEGAN CHORIZOS. 







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