TO ALL ENLISTED : MAKE THIS WITH THE SWEDISH SPICED SCONES :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLkY5CfHUM

GINGERBREAD SCONES :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSbrFEtkcM

TURN CAKES INTO MUFFINS/CUPCAKES, AND PRETEND THAT IT'S A BRITISH SCONE TOO.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/make-ahead-cranberry-sauce-3160641.amp

IN MAINE, PEOPLE ARE SCANDINAVIAN. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyoKLuDWJeY

ADD IN YOGURT, THE CHOCOLATE YOGURT, PASTEURIZED, FULL CREAM/CREAM-TOPPED KIND, TO GIVE IT MORE BUTTERMILK SCONES TASTE, LIKE SWEDISH BUTTERMILK SCONES.

https://www.qsrmagazine.com/menu-innovations/middle-eastern-cuisine-makes-its-move

REMEMBER, ADD AN EXTRA DUCK EGG, AND AN EXTRA DUCK EGG YOLK, TO MOST OF THE CAKES TOO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsst8aHf6e4

GET THE BUTTERCREAM RECIPES, FOR THE ICING.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HRxIiMhRT4w

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6h8ycPzLio

TORSHI SEER, AND SCHUG : ADD IT INTO THE SAVORY DISHES :

https://www.saveur.com/best-middle-eastern-recipes/

THE JEWISH SCHMALTZ, FROM DUCK FAT, SHOULD HAVE CARAMELIZED ONIONS, AND SHALLOTS INTO IT.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3XOKmaElzqw

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TOP SECRETS :

IN MAINE, CONNECTICUT, THEY ARE NOT HAWAIIANS.

INSTEAD, ADULT PEOPLE ARE VICIOUS, ABOUT THE ONES TURNING ONE :

"WHY IS HE BEING CARRIED ALL THE TIME?"

"DOESN'T HE WALK YET?"

SUSPICIOUS STRANGERS WILL PEER AT THE BOO-BOO'S, BEING CARRIED, AS HE IS LAYING HIS HEAD TOO CLOSE TO HIS MUM'S BREASTS, SO DOESN'T LOOK COMPLETELY WEANED YET.

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https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/cranberry-fruit-conserve-recipe-1941951.amp

ANYWAY, TURN ALL DRIED CRANBERRIES INTO A CRANBERRY JAM/SAUCE/COMPOTE/RELISH/CONSERVES/PRESERVES/BUTTERS.

IF IT'S MOSTLY DRIED FRUITS, IT'S CONSERVES, AT THE END, UNLESS YOU ADDED LOTS OF CITRUS, MAKING IT A MARMALADE-Y CONSERVES.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thekitchn.com/whats-the-difference-between-jam-jelly-conserves-marmalade-87558%3famp=1

CRANBERRY GRANITA JELLY IDEA :

https://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/cranberry-granita-1944990.amp?ic1=amp_lookingforsomethingelse

FOR CRANBERRY SCONES :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4o1wYwkv9g

CRANBERRIES :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzH5B0T2GYU

ADD IN LOTS OF VERMONT, HIGHEST GRADE IN QUALITY, OF MAPLE SYRUP, TO THE CRANBERRIES, TO SIMMER THEM, COMPLETELY COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP, IN THE CROCKPOT, IF FRESH CRANBERRIES, ON THE LOW SETTING, FOR 8 HOURS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f0e6fOKQT7k

PECTIN SHOULD BE ADDED, TO MAKE IT INTO A JELLY/GELATIN.

RELISH :

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/cranberry-relish?amp=true

STUFF CRANBERRY RELISH INTO APPLES, FOR BAKING IN A SWEDISH WINE SAUCE TOO :

https://www.foodnetwork.com/topics/cranberry-relish-recipes

AVOID RHUBARB, AS I WAS NEVER PLANTING, AND HARVESTING IT MESELF.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/nutty-cranberry-relish-recipe-2104045.amp

USE USDA ORGANIC ROSEHIPS, AS IT'S EASIER FOR MOST PEOPLE, LIKE MESELF, TO TELL IF IT'S OKAY TO EAT, IN MAINE.

USUALLY, GRAMMY RIER GOES TO NEW BRUNSWICK, FRENCH CANADA, AND FINDS THE SAFEST TYPES OF GROCERIES. 

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2j8WFnuEPXQ

TARRAGON :

https://www.cleveland.com/pdextra/2012/10/recipes_for_herbs_de_provence.html

IT MAY BE POISON. 

ONLY USE THE FRENCH HERBES DE PROVENCE SEASONING BLEND, FOR ALL SAVORY FOODS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77k7xrm9BoY

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/06/red-pistou-pasta-with-shrimp-and-crunchy-herbes-de-provence-crumbs-recipe.html

https://www.bhg.com/recipe/provencal-pesto/

FOR THE SEAFOOD CHOWDER :

MELT PASTEURIZED BUTTER/JEWISH SCHMALTZ, ORGANIC, JEWISH, SPANISH WINE, AT A 50/50 RATIO, TO MAKE 4 CUPS OF LIQUID.

THEN, ADD IN THE 4 TBL OF HERBES DE PROVENCE SEASONING BLEND INTO IT, 8 TBL OF SAFFRON, WITH 8 CUPS OF HEAVY CREAM, ULTRAPASTEURIZED.

IN A SEPARATE PAN, MAKE FRENCH LARDONS, FROM THE PORK BELLY, THE FATTIEST KINDS.

OTHERWISE, THE BABIES AND TODDLERS CAN BECOME TOO SKINNY, WITH A FAILURE TO THRIVE CONDITION.

AFTER THAT'S DONE, GET THE FRESHEST SEAFOOD, POSSIBLY COD, OR HADDOCK, OR SALMON FILLETS, CAUGHT WITHIN THE LAST 4 HOURS, REFRIGERATED.

ADD IT INTO THE CREAM SAUCE BASE.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A POT PIE CRUST, FROM SCRATCH.

ADD IRISH SODA BISCUITS, FROM SCRATCH, AS THE TOPPING.

WE'LL PRETEND THAT IT'S NEW ENGLAND POT PIES.

IF THINGS GET TOO WATERY, ADD IN A DOLLOP OF MASHED POTATOES/COLCANNON, TO THE MIXTURE. 

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/colcannon/amp

ADD ZA'ATAR TO THE SAVORY BISCUITS, SCONES, AND BREADS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Za%27atar

DO A GERMAN APPLE-CARROT SAUERKRAUT, TO ADD INTO THE BUBBLE AND SQUEAK :

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/bubble-squeak/amp

ADD A MEDIUM-RARE, COOKED BEEF STEAK, IN THE CENTER OF THE SERVING PLATTER, CHOPPED UP, INTO THIN SLICES.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/steak-au-poivre-recipe-1916730.amp

https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/french-fare-steak-au-poivre-recipe/amp/

THE BUBBLE AND SQUEAK MUST BE PILED AROUND THAT MESS, FROM THE GRIDDLE/STOVE TOP FRYING PAN.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_and_squeak

BTW, USE THIS ANCHOVY LIQUOR TO CREATE A PUTTANESCA SAUCE LASAGNA, WITH VEGAN INGREDIENTS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SndRUcYaePw








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