TO ALL ENLISTED : CHURN OUT THESE PIES, DAILY, IN ALL OF THE WORLD :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B-wtZUSy_RQ

SCHMALTZ TEAMS MUST MAKE THE LARD-SEA SALTED-DOUGH :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqA8VyI0fA

FOR THE PORK FILLING :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lduXJ1l3P3w

GET A CHEF FROM BASQUE, TO CREATE WHOLE SUCKLING PIGS, COOKED, IN WOOD-FIRED OVENS, IN THE MOST AUTHENTIC STYLE, OF THE BASQUE COUNTRY. 

USE THAT, DE-BONED, IN THE PORK PIES.

MEATBALLS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiUH89haiyg

ROAST WHOLE PIG'S HEAD, WITH AN APPLE IN ITS MOUTH TOO, BUT ADD IN THIS PIE AROUND IT :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3NXAVPEkgE

DO A PORK MILANESE VERSION OF THE MEAT-APPLE PIES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8LEDSSSG8

ITALIAN MEN MAKE IT, AS SEX SLAVES...FOR THEIR WOMYN;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0k7YdLGxsBw

IDIAZABAL CHEESE :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0STsR1r6Gc

(SHEEP'S MILK-BASED)

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LONDON'S SCARIEST CHEESE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A FUZZY BRAIN :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nEY2GKaulns

THE RICHE EAT IT, THREE TIMES PER DAY. 

THEY ARE HEALTHIER, WITHOUT RICKETS, SO, PLEASE EAT IT TOO.

STUFF IT INTO SPICY JALAPEÑO PEPPERS.

WRAP IT WITH BACON STRIPS.

BATTER IT/EGG WASH IT.

PANKO CRUMB IT.

WRAP IT IN WONTON WRAPPERS.

DIP AGAIN INTO BATTER/EGG WASH, THEN, PANKO CRUMB IT AGAIN.

THAT MAY HELP ON THE SCURVY, CACHEXIA CRISES TOO...

THEN, FRY IT.

https://aginglikewine.com/small-bites/cheese-stuffed-pimiento/

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/mac-and-cheese-stuffed-peppers-5407177.amp

APPLES :

STUFF THEM WITH LEFTOVER DELI MEATS, OLIVE TAPENADE, SAUERKRAUT, AND SWISS CHEESE FONDUE.

OUTSIDE OF APPLES :

TREAT IT LIKE EGGPLANT PARMESAN, RUSTICO-STYLED, SO PARMESAN CHEESE-BREAD CRUMBS-ENCRUSTED.

WRAP IT UP IN A EGG ROLL WRAPPER...TO ADD IN MORE CALORIES. 

BATTER, PANKO CRUMB IT TWICE TOO.

DEEP-FRY IT.

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FAVORITE PORK RECIPE :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wi6OEgz0_fE

OMIT VINEGAR.

USE CHARDONNAY, PESTO, AND GREEN APPLE SAUERKRAUT INTO IT.