TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :

DADDY GOD, FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT, OF MY RED EGG, WHITE DOVE LAND CAME BY, TO LET ME KNOW THAT VINCENT LOMBARDI CAN TELL, IF I WAS TRULY DYING. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnWua_Cniek

"BITCH, I AM MADONNA, YOUR WIFE, JESUS!!!" :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg

...SINCE I BELIEVE IN FOOTBALL, AT THE LEAST, AS A SOUTHERNER, BUT DOUBT GOD'S HEALING PRESENCE IN THE WORLD...JESUS, PERSONALLY, VISITED, TO HELP GUIDE ME BACK TOWARDS HIS DIVINE LIGHT..;)

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/chermoula?amp=true

AS MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING, THIS TIME, FROM THE PANDEMIC, JESUS TOOK ME ONTO A FIELD TRIP TO THE ANGEL HOSPITAL, THE HOSPITAL OF THE FUTURE. 

HE WAS WILLING TO HELP ME IN THE LITTLE MUSLIM LAND, OF DC METRO, SO I SOMETIMES CALLED HIM MUSLIM GOD/HOLY SPIRIT DADDY. 

IT WAS SO SIMILAR, ALL OF JUDEOCHRISTIANITY, HE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND AT ALL;)

SOMETIMES, HE WAS CALLED, BY MESELF, THE JEWISH JESUS/RABBI...LOL;)...THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE WORLD; )

I WENT ALONG WITH HIM, FROM A DARK ABYSS, LIKE A BLACK HOLE, INTO THE ROUND BALL OF WHITE LIGHT, BIG ENOUGH FOR OUR BODIES, LIKE A SPHERE-PORTAL.

IT WAS LIKE BEING SUCKED INTO THE MOON, IN THE SKY, THAT BRIGHT SHINING LIGHT, OF ST. GABRIEL'S GATES, INTO HEAVEN...

THERE, I ENTERED INTO A ROUND TABLE CONFERENCE ROOM, HIGHLY SECURED, TO HELP PREPARE MY REAL SEAL TEAMS, ON THE FUTURE. 

WE WENT OVER AND OVER THE SECURITY THREATS, DEVELOPING PLANS A THROUGH Z, ON EVERY SCENARIO, TO MITIGATE THE NUCLEAR TERRORISM, NUCLEAR DISASTER THREATS. 

WE ATTEMPTED TO GET MORE SPY SATELLITES LAUNCHED FOR THE TOP SECRET CIA, TO INVESTIGATE OUR FBI, TO SEE IF THEY STILL WANTED TO KILL THE KIDS OF INSURANCE EXECUTIVES, ON TRIAL, BEFORE U.S. KKKONGRESS, ABOUT THE GFC/GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS ;)

WE INTERROGATED OUR POTUS, IN BAT QOL, TO SEE WHEN HE KNEW ABOUT CERTAIN EVENTS...

WE POKED VOODOO DOLLS, THAT RESEMBLED TRUMP, IN THE BAT QOL ROOMS, OF CAPITOL HILL, LOL;)

WE SCREAMED, BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS, AT THE EUROPEAN, AUSTRALIAN MILITARIES/FELLOW, PRO-CHOICE MILITANTS, THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE A TOTAL VIRGIN OF ZEMZE, ZEE KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ!!!;)

MY AUSTRALIAN FEMINISTS DECLARED, "THEY NEVER HAPPENED. THEY RAPED US ALL AT AGE THIRTEEN!!!!"

ANYWAY, TRY TO GET THIS SLOWER-PACED DANCE PERFECTED;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8AYojDEv_s

ROFLMAO!!!;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJQM89lmngc

VIRGIN SALAD; )

REMEMBER, GET OUT CURRY SPICES, JALAPEÑOS, LIME, CILANTRO VINAIGRETTE-DRESSED CABBAGE SLAWS, CARROT SLAWS, FOR A QUICKIE STIR-FRY...

FIRST, DO A LEMON JUICY NUOC CHAM-DRESSED GOI SALAD...FOR THESE STIR-FRIES, TO ADD CRUNCH. 

DICE FRESH MANGOS, PEACHES, NECTARINES, PEELED KIWIS INTO NUOC CHAM SAUCE BOWLS TOO.

TOSS IT IN, AT THE LAST MINUTE OF FRYING IN THE WOKS.

SO, THE REAL STEP ONE IS THIS :

CURRY UP, FRY THAT CHOPPED PEKING DUCK...IN INDIAN GHEE, CURRY SPICES TOO.

LAST STEP ; )

SERVE IT WITH JAPANESE SUSHI RICE, KIMCHI MUNG BEANS, IN JAPANESE SUSHI ROLLS.

REVIEW OF AGRIFORM FORMAGGIO PIAVE P.O.D. CHEESE :

FROM ITALY, MY FAVORITE HARD CHEESE, TASTES LIKE A BRIE CHEESE, IN A HARD FORM.

THE CHEDDAR LOVERS WILL ENJOY IT TOO.

THAT SALTY FLAVOR IS SO MEMORABLE. 

TEXTURE :

AL DENTE, UNDERCOOKED, BAKED POTATO, NAKED OF BUTTER...SO DRY...

NEEDS TO BE DROWNING IN A HEAVY CREAM, AND BUTTER SAUCE, SIMMERING IN A GREEK PESTO..

NEEDS.LOTS.OF.PROSCIUTTO.

HARD CHEESE HAS THAT HORRID BRITISH, MARRIED HAND JOB VIBE TO IT.

SO DRY, SO TASTELESS...LOL.

ANYWAY, GET ALL BROUGHT TO THE EMERIL LAGASSE ROOM, IN BAT QOL, TO LEARN HOW TO CREATE THE BEST SAUCES...FROM THE PIAVE CHEESE...

CHALLENGE FOR THE UK; )

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rE4KHYrWEXY

GET THEM BROUGHT TO PASS THESE TESTS, FOR ALL ENLISTED;)

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DEAR JESUS, 

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ON THE INTERNETS, INVENTED BY ALL GORE;)

...CANADIAN MEN HAVE GIGANTIC PENISES...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSOT4C4Hk7U

WE WILL NOT DATE THEM.

IT WAS WAY TOO SCARY LOOKING. 

FILE ALL AMERICANS FOR DIVORCE FROM CANADIAN MENZ, JESUS...

THE AUSTRALIANS HAVE TO KNOW, IMMEDIATELY, AS IT IS CONSIDERED MARITAL RAPE THEN...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSOT4C4Hk7U

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WARRANT ROSS, 

YOU BETTER HELP ALEX FIX THE PORN INDUSTRY SCRIPTS!!! 

ROFLMAO!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSOT4C4Hk7U

GET ALL ONTO READING MICHAEL ONDAATJE BOOKS, AT THE LEAST, SEAL DUDES!!!

FAVORITE BOOK TO TURN INTO A PORN SCRIPT; )

"IN THE SKIN OF A LION" ;)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Skin_of_a_Lion

FOODIES' PORN ;)

ROMESCO SAUCE :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aB05HgJ4ylk