TO ALL ENLISTED : DO COWBOY CANDIED MARTINIS :

ABORTION COCKTAILS MUST BE SERVED, WITH ABORTION, METHOTREXATE INJECTIONS, DAILY, AMONG THE ENLISTED :

ALSO, GET PLASTIC SURGEONS, TO DO EXTREME MAKEOVERS, FOR THEM, SO WE CAN TURN OUT THESE BILLIONS OF SUPERMODELS, FROM THE ENLISTED...

LOOK, DESMOND MORRIS SAID LOOKS, ESPECIALLY IN FEMALES, IS WEALF, IS A POWERFUL, SOCIAL STATUS SYMBOL, A FORM OF POWER TOO.

PAIR THEM UP WITH THE ASIAN MULTIMILLIONAIRES TOO.

THAT WAY, WE HAVE THEM LOOKING MARRIED, AS THAT'S ANOTHER SOCIAL STATUS SYMBOL TOO, ACCORDING TO DESMOND MORRIS.

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