TO ALL ENLISTED : "PROTEUS" OR "TENT" STORY, AND ABOUT FLORIDA :

MY CALIFORNIAN HUSBAND STOPPED SHAKING THE BED VIGOROUSLY, AROUND MY HIPS, AND CONTINUED SPEAKING TO ME, AS I WERE AN ADHD SCHOOL CHILD, LOOKING ERNESTLY INTO MY FACE, "...AND, THEN, WE WILL GET PREGNANT, MY WIFE. NOW, ARE WE READY TO MAKE THIS BABY, FINALLY, OR, WILL YOUR BODY BE IN SHOCK, FROM THE MATTRESS MOVING, LIKE A CALIFORNIAN EARTHQUAKE, AND REJECT MY SPERM AGAIN, MY SWEETHEART?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fuOwxrNxt0g

YESTERDAY, I HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM DESCRIBE HOW EPISIOTOMIES, C-SECTIONS WERE THE CAVEMEN'S WAY OF DELIVERING CHILDREN.

"NOW," HE SAID, "THEY MUST GO TOTALLY NATURAL, AS IT IS A COMPLETELY NATURAL PROCESS, DEVELOPED THROUGH EVOLUTION, SINCE EONS AGO, WHEN HUMANS FIRST APPEARED ON EARTH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!!"

LOL!!!

I TOLD HIM, AS WE SPOONED IN BED, DOZING OFF, THAT I HAD ALREADY PRACTICED HOW TO PERFORM A C-SECTION "ON MESELF, BY MESELF, SO," HE "WOULD NOT BE NECESSARY, FOR THE DELIVERY OF ANY CHILDREN."

WHEN I AWOKE, I NOTICED, IMMEDIATELY, THAT THE MAN HAD GONE MAD, OR SOMEFIN!!!

THERE WAS A DOUBLE TENT ON THE BED.

I WAS, SOMEHOW, IN ONE SIDE OF IT.

HE WAS IN THE OTHER SIDE, OF THE SEPARATED TENT.

A MESH, NYLON PANEL, A WALL, WAS NOW BETWEEN US, IN BED.

GONE, WAS THE HONEYMOON, MARATHON SESSIONS OF MORNING SEX, FOR FOUR HOURS, EVERY MORNING, NOW...:(

HE HAD BECOME SUCH A COLD ARSEHOLE, A REAL BASTARD, OVERNIGHT, TELLING ME, "NO MORE SEX," UNTIL I AGREED TO HAVE HIM IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, FOR THE BIRTH OF ALL OF OUR BABIES.

AND, SO, THAT'S WHY I SLEEP IN A DOUBLE TENT, IN MY OWN, MARRIED BEDROOM NOW...

EVEN THOUGH WE ARE MARRIED, BRITISH COMMUNICATORS, HE IS NOT LIKE THE ROMANTIC DUDE, FROM THE BEST FILM ON EARTH, "LOVE, ACTUALLY," ANYMORE.

BUT, BEFORE I FUCKED UP, HE WAS...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6VDE2crj_DY

ANYWAY, BRITISH MILITARY, WE HAVE TO GIVE UP ON CREATING URBAN, ROOFTOP GARDENS, IN LONDON, UK.

SWITCH THAT INTO "SEX IN THE CITY" WOMYN'S "STRIPPERCIZE DANCE CENTERS," FEMINIST LOUNGES, FEMINIST CLUBS, ON ALL OF LONDON'S ROOFTOPS.

GET ALL ITALIAN ENGINEERS IN, FROM BOLOGNA, ITALY, TO CREATE THAT, ASAP, IN ALL OF LONDON METRO.

DON'T FORGET, NOW, WE HAVE TO DIVORCE ALL BRITISH FROM ALL AMERICAN HUSBANDS, BRITISH MILITARY; )

OTHERWISE, WE BEEZ "SEXLESS IN THE CITY," NOT "SEX IN THE CITY."

BTW, SHIT, BRITISH DADDIES, WE BETTER MASS ARREST ALL OF CANADA, YET AGAIN.

DADDIES MUST KNOW, BEFORE WE ALL START TO DIE, FROM THEM, THOSE BAD MEN, OF CANADA, WITH MUTANT, ELEPHANTIASIS, OF THE PENISES!!!

"IT MAY AFFECT THE GENITALS" ;)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

TRICH :

TAKE METRONIDAZOLE, TWICE PER DAY, 500 MG, EACH DOSAGE, FOR FOUR WEEKS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnazZegvuo

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS THEY HAVE, SO ALWAYS RECOMMEND THAT THEY GET EXTRA, ENOUGH FOR ALL OF THEM...I HOPE.

PLUS, REMEMBER, MANCHESTER, UK?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhC_aoyfjo

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=462PvcFUHR8

RIHANNA SONG COMEDY SKIT ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhC_aoyfjo

WE BEEZ FILLING OUT MY ABORTION REQUEST CHIT, FOR THE US MILITARY, THE FORMS, WITH A SUPERMAX PRISONER, MY ASSIGNED SOCIAL WORKER, ABOUT JAMES, AND ALL US ARMY RANGER PRISON GUARDS...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhC_aoyfjo

"DO I USE CONDOMS WITH HIM, AND THEM, AT THESE DEA-FUNDED, "IN THE LIVING ROOM" CLUB PARTIES, WHEN MY PIMP-BF, MARK, FROM THE DENVER MINT-USAF ROOFIES ME?"

I REPLY, "HMMM, NON, MAIS, JE L'AIME, MARK..."

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JESUS COURT :

MICROPHONE TEST SONG TO WARM UP MY KABBALAH :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1VMr28ldo

JESUS, HE BEEZ FINKING HE OUTRANKS ME, TO KILL MY BLACK CHILDREN!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1VMr28ldo

IT IS OVER.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0HyhQtE4Y

ANNULMENT TIME IN THE JESUS COURT!!!

CONTACT AUSTRALIAN EMBASSIES, AS THEY FINK WE BEEZ "CREAMIES," AND WE HAVE TO KILL ZAIR VODEN/WODEN SPIRIT OF SATAN, TO BLOCK IT FROM THE CACTUS 1549ER PLANES...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1VMr28ldo

ALL HALF-CATHOLIC, NUN-WANNABEES NEED ANNULMENTS, FROM JESUS!!!

REWRITE THE SONG, "JESUS-BITCH, BETTER 'AVE/HAVE MY (ABORTION) MONEY!!!"

I HAVE/'AVE TO PERFORM THIS, AT ALL SYNAGOGUES, IN FRONT OF THE RABBIS, ABOUT JESUS MON.

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ME AT ANN TAYLOR; )

THEY FINK ZAY CAN CONTINUE FORCING BABY NICKI MINAJS TO LOOK LIKE SOME FAGGOT REPUBLIKKKANZ, BLACK JEZUZ, WHO NEVER BANNED ORAL SEX!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vm76ChljfkM

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