TO ALL ENLISTED : THE LEGS ARE NOT APPARENT WITH VANILLA BITS IN THE WINE ;)
THE AOC OF REAL CHAMPAGNE :
PRESTIGE CUVEES :
https://www.foodandwine.com/wine/champagne-sparkling-wine/the-best-champagnes
BASH A VANILLA BEAN POD.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY
NEXT, WRAP IT IN A CHEESECLOTH/BOUQUET GARNI DRAWSTRING BAG.
https://www.rickbayless.com/recipe/champagne-margarita/
THEN, ADD IT INTO A BOTTLE OF WINE, FOR A WEEK, IN THE FRIDGE, IN AN AIRTIGHT CONTAINER, TO PREVENT SPOILAGE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l80yV7QwCWw
NEXT, AERATE, BRING TO PROPER TEMPERATURE, THEN, PUT IT THROUGH A SUPERFINE SIEVE, WITH A CHEESECLOTH, TO GET ALL OF THE GNARLY BITS OUT.
https://pizzazzerie.com/recipes/drinkscocktails/champagne-margaritas-big-announcement/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq-1MLT3YDk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNSB4stD-Y
PHYSICALLY MIMIC ORAL SEX POSITION, WITH A PUZZLED FACI ALSO EXPRESSION, AND DENTAL FLOSSING MOTION; )
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N928q8sa_QM
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/sparkling-margaritas-champagne-margaritas/
...OTHERWISE, IT BEEZ LIKE PULLING OUT PUBIC HAIRS, FROM YOUR TEEF, DURING ORAL SEX, FOR THE REAL WINE SNOBS TO SEE THE BASHED, VANILLA BEAN POD DEBRIS IN THEIR WINE...
https://tearrifictea.com/blogs/news/afternoon-tea-high-tea-cream-tea-whats-the-difference
https://recipesfromapantry.com/champagne-margarita/
https://culinaryginger.com/clotted-cream-for-afternoon-tea/
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https://www.mysequinedlife.com/champagne-paloma/
HOW TO FIX THE MARGARITAS :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwHiL5NHvI
IT'S EASIER TO GET VIRGIN, ALCOHOL-FREE MARGARITA MIXES.
https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/mexican-75-11795/amp
ADD ONE TABLESPOON OF TEQUILA INTO EACH FOUR CUPS OF MARGARITA MIX.
https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a50633/champagne-margaritas-recipe/
VOILA.
https://www.evolvingtable.com/mexican-75-tequila-champagne-cocktail/
DONE.
https://www.cakenknife.com/tequila-sunrise-champagne-punch/
FINIS;)
https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/1932/tequila-slammer
ADD FOOD-GRADE, USDA ORGANIC, FLORAL ROSE FLAVORING INTO THE MARGARITAS.
https://theblondcook.com/tequila-sunrise-mimosa/
ATTEMPT TO CARBONATE THE WHOLE DRINK TOO.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7J-Mz9Camms
NEXT, MIX IT 1/4 MARGARITA, WITH 3/4 FRENCH CHAMPAGNE, FROM CHAMPAGNE, FRANCE, ALL SERVED COLD, OR CHILLED.
SERVE EVERYTHING WITH BRITISH TEA SANDWICHES TOO.
ATTEMPT A WELSH BERRIES PARFAIT-SCONES FRUIT CAKE, ALL ROLLED UP, ROULADE-STYLE, SLATHERED WITH CLOTTED CREAM.
ALSO, TRY TO GET 12 OF THE BIGGEST CREAM TEA SCONES BAKED, WITH EARL GREY TEA-INFUSED SCONES, TO STACK INTO A 12 STACK, CALLED THE TWELVE APOSTLES' CAKE.
IN BETWEEN, SLATHER SOFT SERVE FRO-YO/FROZEN YOGURT "ICE CREAM," FAT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP-FREE, IN EARL GREY TEA FLAVORS.
JUST MAKE SURE IT ALL LOOKS LIKE TIE-DYED, RAINBOW PRIDE, ACLU COLORS, DESIGN MOTIFS.
TO ALL ACLU :
BTW, REMEMBER, GET ALL INTO HOSTING THE VICTORIA'S SECRET-PLAYBOY BUNNY RALLY RACES, AT ALL NASCAR VENUES; )
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY
ALL OF THE ACLU NEED TO BE DRESSED IN TRANSGENDERED VERSIONS OF MARILYN MONROE ICONIC LOOKS, AND HOLD THE AWARDS FOR THE BEST-LOOKING RUPAULS THERE.
ON THE SIDE, THEY CAN DEMONSTRATE THEIR SUBARU WRX, STI RALLY RACE CAR DRIVING SKILLS TOO;)
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