TO ALL ENLISTED : HAND IN ALL AL-QAEDA, IN YENEN TO DELTA SPECIAL FORCES, AND DEA-SOD :

CHATTING WITH A U.N. PEACEKEEPING SURGEON IN YEMEN.

REMEMBER, HE MAY BE A TARGET FOR AL-QAEDA.

ANTI-ABORTION MILITANTS SHOULD BE HANDED IN TOO.

BTW, DIRECT ALL AL JAZEERA FANS ONTO MAKING ONION RINGS-ENCRUSTED, WINE-HERB-SOFT CHEESE BALLS, WITH MASHED, JEWISH LOX FISH, TO BAKE IN WONTON WRAPPERS.

USE SALMON LOX, AND WHITE FISH LOXES.

POSSIBLY ATTEMPT (JEWISH) COD, HADDOCK, LING LOXES.