TO ALL ENLISTED :

THE KIDS RAISED BY SINGLE MUMS, WERE BETTER OFF THAN THE ONES WHO HAD STEPFATHERS, OR EXPOSURE TO THEIR MUM'S PIMPING BOYFRIENDS, OR PIMPING, SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH, SIXTH...HUSBANDS. 

THEY SHOULD NEVER BE EXPOSED TO ANY STEPFATHERS...OR STEPFATHER-TO-BE'S, IF UNDER AGE EIGHTEEN. 

MOST OF THE TIME, THE MUM'S BOYFRIEND, OR HUSBAND GANG-RAPED ALL OF THEM TO DEATH IN DC METRO. 

SO, THAT'S WHY...

NEVER TRUST ANY OF THE SINGLE MUM'S BOYFRIENDS. 

WE HAVE TO CONTACT ISRAELI SPECIAL FORCES TO BRING A LOOKALIKE IN.

THAT WAY, IT'S NEVER A RISK.

OTHERWISE, THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL END UP PIMPED OUT TO ISIS.