TO ALL ENLISTED : OUR VERSION IS WRAPPED IN BACON-LAP CHEONG, AND DEEP-FRIED :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=keSWpP1r4-w

INSIDE IS RATTLESNAKE-RABBIT SAUSAGE/SMOKED MINCE, AKA "GHETTO SQUIRREL, VOLE, MICE BRAINS, A LA ANNE OF GREEN GABLES."

https://whattocooktoday.com/lap-cheong-omelette.html

ALSO, INSIDE ARE THREE BALUT QUAIL EGGS, REPRESENTING THE HOLY TRINITY, AND EASTER.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLkiIvVc6YY

BTW, REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO GET BARRED/"ADMITTED," IN NJ, TO PRACTICE LAW IN THE JESUS COURT :

https://blog.simplejustice.us/2013/04/24/barred-or-barred/

TRY TO BE A BIBLICAL EXPERT.

https://annegeddesprints.com/featured/cj-as-an-angel-anne-geddes.html

THERE, WE HAVE TO BE JUDGES.

https://annegeddesprints.com/collections/pregnancy/framed+prints

SO, IT'S EASY. 

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/25/politics/trump-organization-weisselberg-charges/index.html

THERE, SUPERVISE THIS CASE, AS IT INVOLVES A BLACK FEMALE, HIS WIFE :

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/25/tech/john-mcafee-wife-janice-intl/index.html

THE STORY IS SO BIZARRE, AND INVOLVED BELIZE, A COUNTRY THAT RHYMES WITH SLEAZE NOW :(

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3149671/john-mcafee-wife-janice-prostitute-kidnap-poison-cartel/amp/

TAX EVASION BILLIONAIRES, AND MULTIMILLIONAIRES OFTEN GO TO BELIZE.

https://annegeddesprints.com/collections/pure/framed+prints

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https://annegeddesprints.com/featured/emma-pregnant-with-twins-anne-geddes.html

THERE, WE HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN GLOCK CLASS-ACTION LAWSUITS. 

https://www.catholicculture.org/culture/library/view.cfm?recnum=6511

...AS THAT IS A MUCH SAFER ACTIVITY, THAN DOING FINANCIAL AUDITS, OF THE RESIDENTS....

ROFLMAO!!! ;)

https://thenevadaindependent.com/article/gun-safety-group-lawsuit-against-atf-seeks-to-revoke-license-of-henderson-gun-manufacturer

https://www.everytown.org/press/beleaguered-nra-hit-with-class-action-lawsuit/

AFTER WORKING ON FINANCIAL MATTERS, I DECIDED THAT THIS WAS FASCINATING :

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/irs-misses-substantial-tax-evasion-by-the-wealthiest-americans-this-study-calculates-just-how-much-11616502277

ME TO JESUS, IN THE JESUS COURT, IN A RED PLAYBOY BUNNY COSTUME ;)

DON'T FORGET, COMMIT FRAUD, BY DESIGNING, GENERATING A FAKE BAPTISM CERTIFICATE FOR YOURSELF, WITH AN ANNE GEDDES ART THEME IN THE BACKGROUND ;)

https://www.journalofaccountancy.com/issues/1999/aug/cpascfesfraud.html

WE HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A PIOUS MUDDAHFUCKAH, JESUS MON;)

https://pricebenowitz.com/whistleblower-lawyer/protections/

https://www.bdbf.co.uk/hot-topics/whistleblowing-guide/

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GET ALL ONTO WALKING THREE MILES PER DAY, EVERYDAY, IF OVER AGE TWELVE :

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/disease-prevention/diabetes-prevention/preventing-diabetes-full-story/

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/25/health/diabetes-children-pandemic-wellness/index.html

FOR A DECADE, GIVE UP ALL SALT, ALL NON-VEGAN BUTTERS, ALL HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, ALL SUGARS, ALL NON-VEGAN MAYO, ALL SODAS, ALL FAST FOODS, ALL CRISPS/ALL CHIPS, ALL FRIES, ALL FRIED FOODS, ALL PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND ALL RED MEATS.

TRY TO BECOME AN INDIAN VEGETARIAN, AND HATHA YOGA, OR YOGI PRACTITIONER.