TO ROB : ENROLL ALL ATTORNEYS INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL :

GET DISTRICT COURT JUDGE WAYNE, FROM MONTANA, TO SEE THE MEDICAL DOCTORS.

NOW, ALL RADIOMEN ARE AFRAID OF HAVING LEG AMPUTATIONS, AFTER MINE TURNED ALL PURPLE, FROM THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATIONS.

NOBODY NEEDS SURGEONS HOVERING NEAR THEIR LEGS NOW.

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ME IN THE JESUS COURT, HOVERING AROUND, WHISPERING IN JESUS' EAR :

I LOOKED IT UP, DR. JESUS, AND THE ARTICLES SAY THAT EVERYONE HAS A HIGH RISK OF DYING FROM COVID-19 NOW.

...BUT, WHAT IF WE ATE SUSHI RICE, HMMM?

WOULD THAT REDUCE OUR RISK, DR. JESUS?

DO YOU THINK IT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE, YOU THINK?

...ONCE, I TRULY BELIEVED, THAT IF WE SWITCHED TO HEMP PAPER, THAT COULD SAVE THE WORLD TOO...LOL.

DO YOU THINK THAT IT COULD END THE PANDEMIC, DR. JESUS?

DEAR DR. JESUS,

I LOVED THE "FEMINIST JUDGMENTS" BOOKS.

THAT'S LIKE A MULTIPLE ORGASM, FOR THE BRAIN.

GET ALL ENLISTED ALL COPIES, AN ENTIRE LIBRARY WILL NOT EVEN DO.

CREATE SYNAGOGUES, CHURCHES, AFTER THOSE "FEMINIST JUDGMENTS" BOOKS.

TO ALL FELONS :

MASS BEHEAD 99% OF ASIAN MALES, OVER AGE 5.

DEAR JESUS,

WHILE WE WERE SEXTING, ROB, SOME JAPANESE MEN, FROM PEARL HARBOR TRIED TO STEAL MY VAGINA, OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, DUDE.

CUZ, I GOTTA GO TO CONFESSION, WITH PRIEST LOMBARDI, DUDE;)

AMEN.

WCLAIREHEMINGWAY