DEAR JEWISH JESUS,

WHEN I WAS UNDER TWO, THE VIETNAM VETERANS WERE LOOKING FOR JEWISH MEDICAL DOCTORS, WHO TREAT GANG-RAPED TODDLERS, INFANTS, OF THE VIETNAM WAR, FOR ME.

THEY FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ALLERGIC TO PHENARGAN.

CONVULSIONS, AT THE RED KKKROSS KKKLINICS CAUSED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS POSSESSED, BY DEMONS.

I WAS A TWO YEAR OLD "JEZEBEL," FOR A LONG TIME, JEWISH JESUS.

THE JEWISH PEOPLE DECIDED, THAT WE WERE NOT TO DROWN ME, ATTACHED, CRUCIFIED TO A STAKE.

SO, NOW I CELEBRATE HANUKKAH. 

THAT'S WHY I AM NOT CHRISTIAN, BUT MORE JEWISH, JEWISH JESUS.

I CAN TRAVEL TO YOUR MYSTICAL JESUS COURT, BUT ONLY IF I HOLD ONTO THE HAND, OF A JEWISH SURGEON, WITH THE FDA, JEWISH MEDICAL DIRECTORS.

THAT WAY, I WILL NOT BE SALEM WITCH HUNTED, BY THE EXORCISM-OBSESSED KKKATHOLIKKKS NOW.

IN PRAYER, I HAVE TO BRING JEWISH DOCTORS, TO TESTIFY THAT EXORCISMS ARE NOT NEEDED, FOR GETTING IUD'S, BIRTH CONTROL, STD SCREENINGS, AND ABORTIONS NOW.

THAT'S HOW I AM A JEWISH FEMINIST.

DR. RUTH, THE JEWISH SEX THERAPIST, IS MY FAVORITE HEROINE IN THE WORLD, AND I LIKED THE DR. DREW, "LOVELINE" RADIO SHOWS, WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY. 

EVERY NIGHT, I FELL ASLEEP TO DR. DREW'S SEX EDUCATION, RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING, MEDICAL RADIO SHOWS.

WE HAVE TO SAY THAT'S MY "RELIGION" THEN.

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"PREVIOUS LIVES" : A CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/27/world/neanderthal-human-hands-thumb-grip-scn/index.html

A GREEN WITCH, FROM ANCIENT SCOTLAND, WAS APPLYING AN IRISH MOSS POULTICE, TO A NEANDERTHAL'S HAND, AT THE SITE OF ALL RED CROSS CLINICS.

SHE FOUND OUT THEY WERE ONLY "ROMANIANS," WITH "UNUSUAL HANDS."

MY HANDS ARE ULTRAFLEXIBLE.

I CAN BEND MY FINGERS INTO UNUSUAL POSITIONS.

THEY HAVE THAT SAME TRAIT.

I THOUGHT YALE'S ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS COULD TELL NEANDERTHAL HANDS, VERSUS HOMOSAPIEN HANDS, RANDY/ALL PHYSICIAN ASSISTANTS.

THERE WERE SO MANY X-RAYS, THAT MOST ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TELL THE ANCIENT HOMININ SPECIES FROM MODERN-DAY, HOMOSAPIEN ONES.

TO SCOTTISH SAILORS ; )

THE RED CROSS NURSES SAY, IF WE JUST APPLY WICCAN POULTICES, TO THEM, WE WILL NOT NEED TO ADMINISTER ANY DRUGS, AS THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO MOST DRUGS.

SO, JUST TRY TO HIDE OUR ULTRAFLEXIBLE HANDS, AND CLAIM THAT WE ARE, INDEED, NEANDERTHAL SPECIES, FOR MEDICAL RESEARCH CLINICS.

FOR CHRISTMAS :

IN BAT QOL, THE JEWISH MYSTICAL REALMS, I WILL BE ATTACHING SPARKLING, METALLIC, DYED, RAINBOW MOSSES, TO THE ACLU'S LGBTQ FAIRY GARDENS.

I FINK WE NEED TO APPLY GLITTER, TO ALL OF THE FAIRY GARDENS. 

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STAYING HEALTHY WHILE TRAVELING : EXERCISING OUR BRAINS, IS A TOP PRIORITY, DUE TO "INFLAMMAGING" PROCESSES, OF OUR AGING BRAINS :

GO ONTO A "BUDDHIST" MEDITATION RETREAT, READING THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE, TO DESIGN THE HEALTHCARE DATABASES, FOR EACH OF THE ENLISTED, SO THEY HAVE A MEDICAL PLAN, FOR EACH STAGE OF THEIR LIVES, FOR EVERY KNOWN CONDITION, AND DISEASE, IN THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY. 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/advice/2020/11/27/how-stay-healthy-while-traveling-get-sleep-eat-right-wear-mask/6407967002/

USING AI/ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, ADJUST EACH MEDICAL PLAN, FOR EACH ENLISTED, WITH GENETICISTS, AS NEW MEDICAL TESTS, ARE ALWAYS BEING IMPLEMENTED, ESPECIALLY DURING THE PANDEMIC. 

SOMETIMES, AI/ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ROBOTS CAN TELL THAT THERE IS A HIGH RISK OF CERTAIN CONDITIONS, DISEASES, BASED ON LATEST NUCLEAR TERRORISM REPORTS, NUTRITIONAL STATUS REPORTS, AND COUNTER-TERRORISM THREAT ASSESSMENTS.

AI "ORACLES" WANTS US TO GET THE ENLISTED NEWER, MORE LIGHTWEIGHT WEAPONRY, TO HELP THE U.S., DURING THE PANDEMIC. 

IT ISN'T SAFE FOR 16 YEAR OLDS TO DO WEIGHT TRAINING, WITH THE SEALS YET.

PEDIATRICIANS AGREE.

SO, DEVELOPMENT OF ULTRALIGHT WEAPONRY MUST HAPPEN, AT THE USGS, AS MOST TWENTIES, ARE MASS DYING OF STROKES, AND COLON CANCER, SO HAVE SEVERE COVID-19 RISKS.

THE COPS' COLLECTIVE COMMUNITY/COLLECTIVE SPIRIT AGREES, THAT IT'S WISEST, TO DEVELOP MORE ULTRA-LIGHTWEIGHT WEAPONRY, ESPECIALLY DISPOSABLE KINDS, AS MOST OF THE PREGNANT COPS SHOULD NOT BE CARRYING HEAVY ARSENALS, DURING THEIR PREGNANCIES TOO.

CHANGE ALL OF THE USGS TO NANOTECH-BASED WEAPONRY DESIGN, AND ENGINEERING. 

TO ALL ENLISTED : 

WEAR THREE FACE MASKS, EACH ONE ASTM LEVEL 3, UNDER CLEAR FACE SHIELDS, IF IN PUBLIC, OR TRAVELING. 

THE AI/ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ROBOTS WOULD AGREE, AND SO WOULD THE BLACK SEALS, WHO ARE COMBAT MEDICS.

THAT MEANS THAT WE NEED TO PLACE A WATERPROOFED, VINYL SHOWER CURTAIN, TURNED INTO A FACE MASK, OVERTOP OUR FACE MASKS.

GET SILICONE CAULKING GUNS, AND SMALL PAINTBRUSHES, FROM HOME DEPOT, TO PAINT A WATERPROOF LAYER OF LIQUID SILICONE, OVERTOP ALL CLOTH FACE MASKS.

GET BENZENE-FREE, TOLUENE-FREE, PHENOXARSINE OXIDE-FREE VARIETIES OF SILICONE :

https://www.mychemicalfreehouse.net/2019/07/chemical-free-glues-and-silicone-caulk.html

ON WHICH CASE, ONLY HIRE JAMAICAN HIPPIES, WITH DREDLOCKS...

THAT WAY, WE WILL NOT HAVE TWO-HEADED FETUSES, OR SCRANGE-AZZED BIRF DEFECTS...






















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