TO ALL ENLISTED : GET ALL ASSIGNED TO PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS :
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/6318450002
ALL ARE TO BE WASHING HANDS, THREE TIMES, AFTER USING THE RESTROOMS, NOT JUST ONCE.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1247576
GET THE BIOVYZR HELMET SYSTEMS FOR ALL ENLISTED :
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/business-54916159
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, FOR ALL OF THE ENLISTED.
ALSO, DO POWER RANGER ONES.
PRETEND THAT IT'S JUST A COSTUME PARTY, LIKE THE TIME I WAS A BLACK CAT, FOR HALLOWEEN.
DAILY, SHOUT CURSES, IN YIDDISH, UNTIL ALL ARE CERTAINLY WASHING HANDS, THREE TIMES, AFTER USING THE BATHROOMS.
REMIND ALL OF THE ENLISTED, DAILY, AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY, BEFORE BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER TO WASH HANDS, THREE TIMES IN A ROW, AS IF THEY WERE ALL SURGEONS, SO, ALL THE WAY UP TO THE FEKKIN' ELBOWS.
REMEMBER, SNEEZE INTO YOUR ELBOWS, NOT HANDS.
PER EACH ENLISTED, CREATE MAGNET "STICKER" CHARTS.
IF EACH ONE HAS WASHED THEIR HANDS, IN FRONT OF YOU, FILL OUT THE DIVISIONAL "STICKER" CHART, JUST LIKE AT PRESCHOOL.
HYGIENE REWARDS MUST BE OFFERED.
GIVE THEM A DAY OF LIBERTY, PER EACH FILLED OUT "STICKER" CHART, ON THE MAGNETIC, DRY-ERASE BOARD.
MENTION, SMUGLY, THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HELLFIRE, DAMNATION, ETERNALLY, WHILE DRESSED IN WHITE, ARCHANGEL WINGS, AND VICTORIA'S SECRET LINGERIE, AT THE DIVISION MEETINGS;)
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