TO ALL ENLISTED :

TRY TO GET NEW ENGLAND BOILED DINNERS MADE, WITH POT PIES, PIZZAS, AND LASAGNAS.

IN NORTH CAROLINA, WE HAVE TO SET UP MOP SAUCE BBQ, AFRICAN SOUL FOOD-BASED, FREE SOUP KITCHENS, FOR BLACK LIVES MATTER.

REMEMBER, MOST PEOPLE SHOULD BE EATING THE DEEP-DISH PIZZAS, NOT THE HAND-TOSSED CRUST ONES.

I BELIEVE IN EATING WAY MORE BREADS, THAN MOST PEOPLE.

THE LOW CARB SHIT, THOSE ATKINS DIETS, KILLED MOST JEWISH PEOPLE.

EAT FRENCH BREAD BAGUETTES, WITH FRENCH, TRIPLE CREAM BRIE CHEESE, ISRAEL.

DO NOT TRY TO GET STICK-THIN, LIKE RUTH BADER GINSBURG.

TRY TO FATTEN UP THE JEWISH PEOPLE.

I HAVE TO PLACE THEM ALL INTO ANOREXIA HOSPITALS!!!

DAILY, I TRIED TO BOIL PORK RIBS, FOR 4 HOURS, SO WE WERE NOT AS VEGAN, AS THE JEWISH PEOPLE.

WHY WOULDN'T THEY EAT MORE MEATS TOO?

IN HAWAII, WE HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO FRY SPAM PATTIES, FOR BURGERS, AND JAPANESE, COOKED SUSHI ROLLS...SASHIMI BOWLS.

THE JEWISH PEOPLE DON'T EAT SPAM.

NOW, THEY'RE ALL DYIN' OF COVID-19, SEAL DUDES.

DAILY, COOK A FEW POUNDS OF ORGANIC, ITALIAN SAUSAGE MEATS, PER PERSON, IN THE HOUSEHOLD, TOO.

MAKE THEM ALL EAT ITALIAN SPAGHETTI, PASTA DISHES THEN...

VINCENT LOMBARDI AGREES.

WE CAN GET THEM HEALTHIER, IF THEY WOULD ONLY STOP DIETING TO ANOREXIA LEVELS!!!

DEAR GOD,

THE SKINNY ONES ARE DEAD NOW...

TRY TO GET ALL ONTO EATING, TO AT LEAST KIM KARDASHIAN BMI LEVELS, WITHOUT ANY FAT INJECTIONS, OR FAT GRAFTING SURGERIES.

AMEN.

WCLAIREHEMINGWAY