TO ALL HAWAIIANS: PLEASE CREATE ARTISTIC, LIVE DANCE PERFORMANCES AT ALL PUBLIC VENUES:

https://youtu.be/2h2fdZ6XpR8

THE SEALS WILL NEED TO BE TRAINED TO DO THESE, BEFORE ANY 36 WEEK PREGNANT MUMS ARE TORTURED BY THESE BEETCHES AND ARSEHOLES FROM D.C. METRO'S VOGUE CREWZ:

https://youtu.be/8NSTtSIkZNA

https://youtu.be/oltDof6GSL4

THESE BEAUTY PAGEANTS NEVER INCLUDE MILITARY DRILL VITH VEPPONS DEMONSTRATIONS, SO VEE MUST BRING ZEM AVAY INTO FEDERAL PRISONS IMMEDIATELY.

NO PETTY OFFICER SHA-NAY-NAY VOULD APPROVE OF RIB CAGE REDUCTION SURGERY, HOPEFULLY:

https://youtu.be/9IwAe91QdHg

REMEMBER, PLEASE CREATE FEMINIST PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT, AND KICKBOXING CLASSES ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES:

https://youtu.be/4vEOn9fyAp4

EVERY HOUR, SEND IN DIVA BITCHES, HOLDING THEIR FRIED CHICKEN DRUMSTRICKS, TO ORDER THE VITEY, INDO-EUROPEANS MASS-EXECUTED IN HAWAII:

https://youtu.be/9NCIGC537kE

JUST ADD DUCK PROSCIUTTO, CORNISH GAME HENS TO THIS RECIPE, RABBIT CHASSEUR AVEC MUSHROOMS, ET LOUIS JADOT CHARDONNAY, UNOAKED:

https://youtu.be/HFCvbeauQMI

POI GNOCCHI IDEAS:

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/01/31/magazine/food-just-say-gnocchi.html?pagewanted=all

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/recipes/around-the-world-in-80-dishes-no-58-gnocchi-with-crayfish-2331340.html

TRY FRENCH ESCARGOT, FROG LEGS IN CHINESE EGGDROP SOUP, WITH SUSHI RICE, PINEAPPLE TIDBITS, AND JAPANESE TEMPURA VEGGIES.

WRAP THREE LAYERS OF PROSCIUTTO AROUND THESE:

https://ediblearia.com/2010/02/10/pan-fried-rabbit-with-creole-mustard-cream-sauce/

PLEASE CREATE HULI-HULI SPAM, HULI-HULI RABBIT, IN BUN BAO, AND WITH LO MEIN NOODLE BOWLS.

TRY THAI COCONUT CREAM-PINEAPPLE SOUPS TO MARINADE THE LO MEIN NOODLES.

ALSO, INCORPORATE SPIRALIZED EGGPLANT NOODLES, AND SPIRALIZED PUMPKIN NOODLES INTO THESE DISHES:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwashiorkor

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasmus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridial_necrotizing_enteritis

BAHN MI SANDWICH VARIATIONS:

SWEDISH LINGONBERRY JAM, TRIPLE CREAM BRIE CHEESE SLICES, PROSCIUTTO, ANCHOVIES, SPAM, INDIAN PINEAPPLE CHUTNEY, AND VIETNAMESE PATE.

TRY THAI CHOPPED STEAK, INDIAN-CURRIED BEEF BONE MARROW, IN THAI PEANUT BUTTER-COCONUT CREAM SAUCE AS ANOTHER BAHN MI SANDWICH.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/07/24/move-over-venison-sandwich-arbys-new-porchetta-sandwich-has-15th-century-roots/498875001/

JUST ADD HULI-HULI CHICKEN BREASTS, SPAM AND PINEAPPLES TO THE PORCETTA SANDWICH ABOVE.

http://www.saveur.com/article/recipes/mochiko-chicken-with-ponzu-sauce

PLEASE CREATE COCONUT-LEMONGRASS RICE, FOR MOCHIKO CHICKEN WITH PONZU SAUCE, PREPARED IN HAWAIIAN LAU LAU STYLE.

https://www.eater.com/2016/2/21/11082418/what-are-malasadas-hawaii

PLEASE ADD SAVORY MALASADAS WITH PORTUGUESE SAUSAGES, ONTO THE MENU, AT ALL U.S. NAVY GALLEYS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espetada

PLEASE ADD ESPETADAS, INTO FRENCH CROISSANT SANDWICHES, WITH TRIPLE CREAM BRIE, FOR THEIR TAKEAWAY MEALS, AFTER BREAKFASTS, LUNCHES, AND DINNERS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha

MAKE THEM TAKE HOME FRANCESINHA CASSEROLE PIES, EVERYDAY, IN CASE OF ANYTHING.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broa_de_Avintes

TRY BROA DE AVINTES SANDWICHES WITH CHURRASCOS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churrasco

REMEMBER, TRAIN EVERYONE IN PREPARING SCOTTISH, AND IRISH DISHES, ESPECIALLY DESSERTS.

EVERYONE FROM D.C. METRO ATTEMPTS TO BECOME IRISH AND SCOTTISH CHEFS, STARTING IN THIRD GRADE, SO IT WILL PREVENT THE FAILURE TO THRIVE CONDITIONS IN ADULTS TOO:

http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/ireland-best-new-restaurants/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool

http://www.bitesize.irish

http://mentalfloss.com/article/49480/8-fun-facts-about-irish-language

DONALD TRUMP'S NOT AN IRISH CULTURAL SCHOLAR, FROM KINDERGARTEN, SO FUCK HIM, AUSTRALIAN SASR:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/01/politics/donald-trump-emails/index.html