TO ALL ENLISTED: LEAD 300 PLUS POUND BARRIO MECHANICS IN, TO PROFFER A GIANT, STEAMING, HIPPO DUMP ON ALL U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS' DESKS:

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***TORMENT THEM, AT LEAST FIFTY MINUTES PER HOUR. CHAIN THE ENLISTED RADIOMEN, WITH LOUDSPEAKERS TO THEM, IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL DROP DEAD FROM MENTAL ANGUISH.***