TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY LEADS TO 95% SUICIDE RATE, COLON CANCER INCREASE IN MILLENNIALS:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/22/politics/twitter-paul-ryan-donald-trump/index.html

***HE WENT AHEAD AND PREMATURELY AGED ALL MILLENNIALS BY FIFTY YEARS OLDER THAN THEIR BIOLOGICAL AGES.***

***SIXTY YEAR OLDS ARE MORE FIT, HEALTHY THAN STROKE-PRONE MILLENNIALS.***

***D.C. METRO IS FITTEST, AS THEY NEED TO OUTRUN THE NRA HEADQUARTERED, WHITE SUPREMACISTS' BULLETS. NORTHERN VA HEMORRHAGES UNREGISTERED VEPPONS, LIKE A MUDDAFUCKA.***

***CHU CAN TRACE ALL GLOBAL, MASS SHOOTINGS BACK TO VIRGINIA'S LAX GUN CONTROL LAWS.***

***D.C. METRO RESIDENTS HAVE TO DIVE FOR COVER, AT LEAST FIVE TIMES PER DAY, DAILY.***

***THIS MAY HAPPEN AS THE LATCHKEY ORPHANS ARE HOLDING HANDS, CROSSING MAJOR HIGHWAYS, BUT STOP TO PICK UP ROADKILL SQUIRRELS, SKUNKS, FOR ZAIR DINNER, AND GET SHOT AT BY THE NRA'S WHITE SUPREMACISTS.***

***IN *DAT* SENSE, D.C. METRO RESIDENTS ARE ZEE FITTEST IN THE NATION.***

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GREG SMITH AND MICHELLE PETTIS ARE RUSSIAN, NAZI-ISIS TERRORISTS:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/08/25/hurricane-harvey-friday/600738001/