TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER ALL ENLISTED UP INTO FREE ARCHERY CLASSES ON ALL MILITARY BASES:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzj4FFi7wt8

SOMETIMES BUILDING CAMARADERIE MEANS EVERYONE HAS TO PARTICIPATE IN ACTIVITIES THAT DO SEEM LIKE WORK, BUT IT WILL HELP EVERYBODY TO BE INVOLVED IN THESE STRESS-RELIEVING, SOCIAL ACTIVITIES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yiOlJdrG0

TRY TO THROW IN DAILY, FOUR HOUR-LONG WORKSHOPS IN: ROCK CLIMBING, BELAYING, ICE SKATING, SKIING, GOLFING, DIVING, SWIMMING, AND SAILING LESSONS, FOR FREE, FOR ALL ENLISTED TOO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqn0Y9qwzws

TRY TO ENCOURAGE CANOEING AND SWIMMING, OUTDOORS, EVEN AT 13,000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL, TO BUILD ENDURANCE, FOR THOSE POLAR BEAR DIP CHALLENGES TOO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0xj-IKfCbY

ENCOURAGE ALL ENLISTED TO RACE HORSES THROUGH CREEKS, OVER STRAW BALES, AND HILLY SLOPES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ts27wR_WtEg

***ALL OF THE KKKOUNTRY KKKLUBBERS OF VIRGINIA, YAKKKT KKKLUBS OF VICTOTIA PROVINCE, AUSTRALIA BETTER BE MASS EXECUTED. SEIZE DAIR FEKKIN' SPORTS KKKARS, FOR DAH ENLISTED IMMEDIATELY.***