TO ALL GAY DADDIES: SEND F.B.I. DECOYS TO HAWK A LOOGIE ONTO THE FLOOR, NEXT TO EVERY U.S. MILITARY OFFICER, WHILST SPEAKING IN A COCKNEY ACCENT, AND HOLDING FAKE, BUBBLE GUM VERSIONS OF CHEWING TOBACCO IN YOUR CHEEKS:

REMEMBER TO CHECK ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES IN HAWAII FOR THE RON PAUL MILITIAS, WITH THE BOOK OF ENOCH CULTS OF NAZI-ISIS TERRORISTS.

***THEY BELIEVE IT GODLY TO PUNISH, AND BLACKBALL ALL MUSLIM VICTIMS, NOT JUST OF ASSAD'S REGIME, BUT AS A RELIGIOUS GROUP.***

***BTW, CATS SEEM TO LOVE NAPPING INSIDE OF AUTOMOTIVE TIRE STACKS, SO PLEASE TRY TO GET ALL USED TIRES CLEANED OF ANY POISONOUS CHEMICALS, SUCH AS BRAKE DUST CLEANER, BEFORE LETTING CUSTOMERS HAVE THEM BACK IN ALL WAL-MART AUTO CENTERS. YOU WILL NEED TO REORGANIZE ALL WAL-MART'S, IN ORDER TO HELP PROMOTE GLBTQ DIVERSITY THERE.***

***WE NEED MORE ECO-FRIENDLY PRODUCTS AT WAL-MART. THE PLUMBING SECTION SHOULD DISCLOSE WHAT INGREDUENTS ARE IN THEIR COMMERCIAL/INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH DRAIN CLEANERS.***

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