TO ALL TEXANS: PLEASE CHARGE KKKRUMPZ SLUTZ DEPARTMENT STORE ACCOUNTS, FOR THESE BABIES' CARE, FOR A YEAR, IN THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/26/3-texas-babies-born-path-harvey/604905001/
***HAVE THE BABIES BROUGHT IN FOR A PEDIATRICIAN, AND PEDIATRIC NEUROLOGIST, FOR A THREE HOUR EXAM, PER HEALTHCARE PROVIDER, EVERY WEEK, FOR FREE, FOR TEN YEARS.***
***GATHER PRAIRIE WAGON REPLICAS, LIKE KATHERINE LEE BATES ERA ONE.
THEN, HAVE THEM PERFORM THE VIRGINIAN PROMENADE, SQUARE DANCE, SING "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL," AT THE NURSING HOMES.
GATHER DONATED CHILDREN'S BIBLES WITH ILLUSTRATIONS, THEN HOST THE MARSHMALLOW, APPLE BOBBING, AND HAY RIDES EARLY THIS YEAR.
***CELEBRATE THE HARVEST, WITH SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE PUMPKIN PIE POPS, EVERY DAY, FOR A FEW MONTHS, AT ALL TEXAN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.***
***TRY TO WORK OUT PUMPKIN PIE RECIPES WITH THE EVAPORATED, FAT-FREE, ULTRAPASTEURIZED, CANNED MILK, STEVIA RECIPES, BUT IT WILL CRACK ON TOP. THE SPRAY CANS OF COOL WHIP, WHIPPED CREAM WILL HIDE THOSE CRACKS THOUGH.***
***OUR OVERSEAS INVESTORS ARE GOING TO NEED FOUR SEASONS HOTELS, AND TEA PARTIES, IN THEIR HONOR.***
***BAKED PUMPKIN FRITTERS/HUSH PUPPIES, APPLE SAUERKRAUT LATKES NEED TO BE TURNED INTO LITTLE CORN DOGS, TO ENCOURAGE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS.***
***PLEASE GATHER DRIED CORN ON THE COB, TO CREATE LITTLE DOLL HOUSES, DOLLS, WREATHS, CORNUCOPIA CENTERPIECES, AND TOYS FOR THE GIRLS.***
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covered_wagon
***TRY TO CREATE LITTLE GAMES, PRETENDING TO BE PRAIRIE SCHOONER SAILORS...SAILING TO DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, TO RESCUE ESKIMO NATIVE AMERICANS.***
http://www2.needham.k12.ma.us/eliot/technology/lessons/westward_ho/wagon.htm
***PLEASE ATTACH BAMBOO TUBES ONTO ALL WAGONS, TO CREATE AMPHIBIOUS SCHOONERS.***
***HAVE THE BABIES BROUGHT IN FOR A PEDIATRICIAN, AND PEDIATRIC NEUROLOGIST, FOR A THREE HOUR EXAM, PER HEALTHCARE PROVIDER, EVERY WEEK, FOR FREE, FOR TEN YEARS.***
***GATHER PRAIRIE WAGON REPLICAS, LIKE KATHERINE LEE BATES ERA ONE.
THEN, HAVE THEM PERFORM THE VIRGINIAN PROMENADE, SQUARE DANCE, SING "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL," AT THE NURSING HOMES.
GATHER DONATED CHILDREN'S BIBLES WITH ILLUSTRATIONS, THEN HOST THE MARSHMALLOW, APPLE BOBBING, AND HAY RIDES EARLY THIS YEAR.
***CELEBRATE THE HARVEST, WITH SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE PUMPKIN PIE POPS, EVERY DAY, FOR A FEW MONTHS, AT ALL TEXAN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.***
***TRY TO WORK OUT PUMPKIN PIE RECIPES WITH THE EVAPORATED, FAT-FREE, ULTRAPASTEURIZED, CANNED MILK, STEVIA RECIPES, BUT IT WILL CRACK ON TOP. THE SPRAY CANS OF COOL WHIP, WHIPPED CREAM WILL HIDE THOSE CRACKS THOUGH.***
***OUR OVERSEAS INVESTORS ARE GOING TO NEED FOUR SEASONS HOTELS, AND TEA PARTIES, IN THEIR HONOR.***
***BAKED PUMPKIN FRITTERS/HUSH PUPPIES, APPLE SAUERKRAUT LATKES NEED TO BE TURNED INTO LITTLE CORN DOGS, TO ENCOURAGE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS.***
***PLEASE GATHER DRIED CORN ON THE COB, TO CREATE LITTLE DOLL HOUSES, DOLLS, WREATHS, CORNUCOPIA CENTERPIECES, AND TOYS FOR THE GIRLS.***
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covered_wagon
***TRY TO CREATE LITTLE GAMES, PRETENDING TO BE PRAIRIE SCHOONER SAILORS...SAILING TO DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, TO RESCUE ESKIMO NATIVE AMERICANS.***
http://www2.needham.k12.ma.us/eliot/technology/lessons/westward_ho/wagon.htm
***PLEASE ATTACH BAMBOO TUBES ONTO ALL WAGONS, TO CREATE AMPHIBIOUS SCHOONERS.***
TEACH EVERYONE TO PRETEND TO BE AN 1800'S BRITISH SAILOR, NAMED CAPTAIN MANCHESTOR.
PTA FUNDRAISERS NEED TO BE HELD:
PLEASE CREATE A VICTORIAN BUTTERCAKE RECIPE WITH COLONIAL BUTTERED RUM, AND A SALTED CARAMEL, AVEC DULCHE LE LECHE GANACHE.
SET UP ALL TIME LINES, FOR THE KIDS TO PARTICIPATE IN HISTORY CLASSES, MUSIC HISTORY, AND ART HISTORY WORKSHOPS, EVERY DAY, AT ALL CHURCHES.
***WE NEED TO ASSESS ALL OF THE CHILDREN, WITH FREE VACCINATIONS, VISION SCREENINGS, SCHOOL SUPPLIES, AND WARDROBES.***
***PUT ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS INTO HEIGHT LINES EVERY DAY, AT ALL CHURCHES, AFTER SORTING THEM BY AGE, THEN GENDER.***
***NEXT, ARRANGE THEM INTO PODS OF FOUR. THEY MUST BE BUNKED TOGETHER, AT ALL HOTELS, FOR FREE, TO BE PICKED UP BY THEIR PRIVATE SCHOOLS' BUS DRIVERS, UNTIL THEIR FOSTER/ADOPTIVE FAMILIES ARE READY FOR THEM. DAILY, BRING THEM INTO PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AS FREE, SCHOLARSHIP STUDENTS, UNTIL THEIR FOSTER/ADOPTION FAMILIES CAN RECEIVE THEM.***
HAVE ENLISTED BRING THEM ALONG TO COMMUNITY COLLEGES, TO WORK ON THEIR KIDS' VERSIONS OF THESE RESEARCH ESSAY IDEAS:
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