TO ALL VIRGINS AND JEWISH RABBIS:

http://youtu.be/p0_der_5hRM

MY PH.D. AND M.D. FRIENDS ARE THE "COOL KIDS." NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SHOULD BE A VIRGIN AT ALMOST FORTY. WE'LL PRETEND TO BE THRILLED ABOUT THIS, AFTER WATCHING "BROADCAST NEWS" FILM. DEEP DOWN, MOST PEOPLE WOULD DIE OF HUMILIATION. PRETEND WE WERE ALL NON-VIRGINS, VA MEDICAL DOCTORS AND CONSERVATIVE RABBIS.

***CHANGE THE LYRICS TO, "I SHOWED UP IN BC BOOTCAMP GLASSES AND NAVY BOOTS."***