TO ALL ENLISTED: DECODING THE MYSTERIOUS DRAW OF THE 24/7 BREAKFAST JOINTS:


THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD CREATE SAVORY HASH BROWN CUPCAKES WITH EGGS, ITALIAN SAUSAGES BAKED INTO THE CENTERS EVERY WEEKEND.

A REGULAR DOSE OF COMFORT FOODS, SOCIALIZING IN FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERES WILL HELP EVERYONE TO FEEL LESS ANGRY AT THE SMALLEST SLIGHTS.

THERE ARE TOO MANY ROAD-RAGING DRUNK DRIVERS NOWADAYS. MANY BREAKFAST JOINTS DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL, WHICH MAKES IT A HEALTHIER, YET POORER PLACE.

ALL SAUSAGES NEED TO BE PREBOILED IN USDA ORGANIC WINE/BEER BEFOREHAND, TO KILL THE HIGHER BACTERIA COUNT, REDUCE THE SATURATED FATS IN PROCESSED MEATS.

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