TO ALL ACCOUNTANTS: MAKE SURE WE PLACE ALL ACCOUNTANTS INTO SUICIDE PREVENTION GROUPS DAILY, THREE HOURS PER DAY WITH FEMINIST PSYCHOLOGISTS:

PLEASE ENROLL ALL ACCOUNTANTS INTO AL ANON, ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUPS. IT LOOKS LIKE WE NEED TO SWITCH TO MANUAL ACCOUNTING, DUE TO AL SHABAAB SECURITY GUARDS SCOPOLAMINING AND GANG-RAPING THOSE WHO ARE CHARGED WITH ACCOUNTING FOR NUCLEAR INTELLIGENCE. WE NEED TO PREVENTATIVLE TREAT THEM ALL FOR SUICIDAL RISKS. DO NOT TRUST ONE GROUP, OR RACE OVER ANOTHER, AS SWINGING TO NAZI-ISIS EXTREMISM WILL WIPE OUT ALL JEWISH AND MINORITIES. WE NEED TO BE STABLE, POLITICAL MODERATES, WITH DIVERSE AGES, RELIGIONS, BELIEF SYSTEMS, AND ORIENTATIONS.