TO ALL FEMINISTS, ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES, ALL BARRIOS, AND ALL GHETTOS:

https://qz.com/992887/when-is-it-okay-to-body-slam-a-reporter/

REMEMBER THE TIME I "GOT" TO BE THE QUEEN OF SOME WAGON HAYRIDE IN VIRGINIA, AND CLUMSILY TOPPLED OVER INTO THE DIRT IMMEDIATELY?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq94Hfjn-p4

OR, THE TIME I REFUSED TO USE THE MANURE-SMELLING ZOO BATHROOM, ON A FIELDTRIP, AND HAD AN ACCIDENT IN MY PANTS, WAITING IN THE FIRST GRADE LINE TO "GO POTTY"? 

THIS ALL HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AN ESL/ENGLISH-AS-A-SECOND LANGUAGE STUDENT, UNFORTUNATELY, ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES. 

I AM HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS OF THESE MESSIAH-COMPLEXED INDIVIDUALS WITH LOOKALIKES. 

WHAT, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO SUFFER ENDLESS HUMILIATIONS, LIKE THE REST OF US, DIRTY, FROM BEING TACKLED AT CO-ED RUGBY, JUST THANKFUL TO HAVE ALL OF OUR BABY TEETH?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/27/greg-gianforte-ben-jacobs-media-donald-trump-journalism-montana

***EVERYBODY NEEDS THE HUMBLED POOR, NOT THE DIRTY PERVERT TRUMP'S, ENRAGED BY THE PHOTOS OF PAPARAZZI, WHICH SOMEHOW JUSTIFIES THEM TO RUPTURE SPLEENS, ORDER MASS EXECUTIONS, WITH ANABOLIC STEROIDAL WIVES IN MONTANA.***

***GIANFORTE IS ANOTHER FAKE "I.T. EXECUTIVE" WHO SEEKS TO CENSOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IN OUR NATION, COLLAPSING OUR ALREADY-GLOBALIZED ECONOMY, UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING A REAL I.T. SECURITY DIRECTOR FOR THE U.S. SPECIAL FORCES.***

GIANFORTE SEEKS TO REVISE NUCLEAR WARFARE SECURITY CLASSIFICATIONS, AND INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING PROTOCOLS, IN ORDER TO MASS ASSASSINATE OUR FINE ENLISTED, AND THEIR FAMILIES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq94Hfjn-p4

***I AM THE ADMIRALS' OFFICER CANDIDATE, THE I.T. SECURITY DIRECTOR FOR THE U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, AND GIANFORTE'S ARE GOING TO REQUIRE MASS EXECUTIONS, BEFORE THEY LAY A FINGER ON MY CHILDREN'S HAIR. MY "CHILLUMS"/CHILDREN ARE THE ACTUAL ENLISTED.***

***THOSE MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOLS IN SYRACUSE, NEW YORK ARE TRAINING NAZI-ISIS FAT LEONARDS' CHILDREN. THE FAT LEONARDS ARE GOING TO REQUIRE MASS EXECUTIONS TOO.***

***THEY ARE WHITE, MALE, MEDIA EXECUTIVES, NAMED WILLIAM, THE WHITEY NAZI-ISIS PEDOPHILE OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS, DEHUMANIZING ALL OF THE IMPOVERISHED, MINORITY, ILLITERATE CHILDREN. HE HAS BEEN GANG-RAPING THE GLBTQ WHO ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN, WITH THOSE SEAN, GREG, TODD, BRIAN BELILES,' WHO ARE ALL NAZI-ISIS TERRORISTS***

***ROBERTO, THEY WOULD BEAT UP ALL OF THE TINY GIRLS FROM THE BARRIOS, ONLY ABLE TO SPEAK SPANGLISH.***

***EVERY MUM FROM THE GHETTOS ONLY NEED TO CHASE AND TACKLE GIANFORTE'S, BEFORE ANOTHER 9/11 ATTACK OCCURS.***

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