TO ALL AUSTRALIANS: PLEASE GATHER INTO LIGHT-COLORED, NON-BLACK SUITS, TO HELP OVERHAUL THE DEMONIC BLACK-SUITED IMAGE OF AUSTRALIAN CORPORATIONS:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/24/john-dean-donald-trump-behavior-fbi-investigation-sot-ctn.cnn

NEW YORK HAS THE SAME IMAGE CHALLENGE AS NIXON, ALWAYS IN BLACK SUITS, LOOKING DEMONIC IN THE PUBLIC EYE. AT THE LEAST, PAIR THOSE BLACK SUITS WITH HOT PINK TIES, AND PASTEL PINK DRESS SHIRTS. PLEASE TRY TO GO TO RELAXED DRESS CODES, IN ALL WORKPLACES, EXCEPT FOR A MONTHLY MEETING IN LIGHT-COLORED BUSINESS SUITS.