TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD ATTORNEYS, AND ALL GLBTQ CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS:
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SURREAL, THAT NORTH KOREA WOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS, ENLISTED. I WAS LISTENING TO THE WHITE NOISE OF MY FAN, BRUSHING MY CAT, BELLA, GETTING HER TREAT BOWL READY, CUTTING UP CHALLAH BREAD, HANDWASHING LAUNDRY, AND DOING DISHES WHEN THIS OCCURRED.
OBVIOUSLY, WE NEED TO HELP UNITE ALL ASIAN NATIONS, INTO A STRONGER, MORE POLITICALLY COHESIVE NATO ALLIANCE, WITH IMF FUNDING, FOR FEMINIST U.S. MILITARY TRAINING.
ENROLL OUR ASIAN ALLIES, TRAINED BY OUR U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, INTO WEST POINT, VIA SECURED SATELLITES, ALL OF THEM, IMMEDIATELY.
***REMEMBER, TRY THE TARGET UP AND UP BRAND SKINCARE LINE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO PROACTIV'S FACIAL CARE REGIMEN.***
***PLEASE TRY TO GATHER THE ENLISTED DONATIONS, SO THEY CAN WRITE THEIR REVIEWS ON MAKEUPALLEY.COM, FOR ALL UP AND UP PRODUCTS.***
***I PREFER THAT THEY ALL PRACTICE TYPING 65 WORDS PER MINUTE, WITH THEIR MAVIS BEACON SOFTWARE.***
***PLEASE GATHER THE ENLISTED DONATED SOFTWARE, LAPTOPS, TABLETS, AND SMARTPHONES, FOR THEIR BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY, BUSINESS LAW COURSES, VIA SATELLITE, WITH WEST POINT AND HARVARD UNIVERSITY.***
OBVIOUSLY, WE NEED TO HELP UNITE ALL ASIAN NATIONS, INTO A STRONGER, MORE POLITICALLY COHESIVE NATO ALLIANCE, WITH IMF FUNDING, FOR FEMINIST U.S. MILITARY TRAINING.
ENROLL OUR ASIAN ALLIES, TRAINED BY OUR U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, INTO WEST POINT, VIA SECURED SATELLITES, ALL OF THEM, IMMEDIATELY.
***REMEMBER, TRY THE TARGET UP AND UP BRAND SKINCARE LINE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO PROACTIV'S FACIAL CARE REGIMEN.***
***PLEASE TRY TO GATHER THE ENLISTED DONATIONS, SO THEY CAN WRITE THEIR REVIEWS ON MAKEUPALLEY.COM, FOR ALL UP AND UP PRODUCTS.***
***I PREFER THAT THEY ALL PRACTICE TYPING 65 WORDS PER MINUTE, WITH THEIR MAVIS BEACON SOFTWARE.***
***PLEASE GATHER THE ENLISTED DONATED SOFTWARE, LAPTOPS, TABLETS, AND SMARTPHONES, FOR THEIR BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY, BUSINESS LAW COURSES, VIA SATELLITE, WITH WEST POINT AND HARVARD UNIVERSITY.***
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