TO ALL VETERANS' ADMINISTRATION SOCIAL WORKERS, ALL C.I.A., ALL N.C.I.S., ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, N.A.A.C.P., AND ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN SEALS:

THE ISIL-SATANISTS STOLE THE COMMUNITY LAUNDRY ROOM WINDOWSILL DECORATIONS THAT SAY: "LOVE," "HOPE," IN CURSIVE, WHITE PAINTED WOOD, TWO WOODEN DECOR SIGNS THAT SAY: "TODAY, I CHOOSE JOY," AND "DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY." THEY STOLE THE COMMUNITY LAUNDRY ROOM BOOKSHELVES, AND ALL OF THE ONE HUNDRED, HARDBACK, FAMILY FICTION BOOKS, AND A DOZEN QUANTITY OF FAMILY MAGAZINES FROM THERE LAST MONTH. WHOEVER THOSE FORMER RESIDENTS WERE, THEY HAVE TO BE ARRESTED, FOR ROBBING ALL OF THE RESIDENTS. THE BORDELLO CRIMINALS WHO WERE EVICTED FROM HERE, BEFORE I MOVED IN, WERE DISGRUNTLED AND VIOLENT. THEY STOLE A SIX FEET TALL, SOLID WOOD, LIGHT OAK-STAINED BOOKSHELF FROM ALL OF THE RESIDENTS HERE. IF WE CONTINUE TO ALLOW THEM TO ABUSE US, THEY'LL ASSASSINATE THE TOP SECRET C.I.A., TOP SECRET U.S. MARINE CORPS, TOP SECRET U.S. NAVY ADMIRALS' STAFF, INCLUDING MYSELF, THE FORMER, U.S. NAVY ADMIRALS' OFFICER CANDIDATE FROM COMSUBPAC N6, PEARL HARBOR, HAWAII, AND KIDNAP MORE CHILDREN.