UPDATED: TO ALL MINORITIES FROM/IN ENLISTED: PTA FUNDRAISERS: VERTICAL RUNNING RACE NEEDED:

VERTICAL RUNNING (ATHLETES' BODIES NEED TO BE BELAYED, AND HORIZONTAL WITH THE GROUND) 5K PTA FUNDRAISERS NEEDED AT ALL EARTH TREKS INDOOR CLIMBING GYM, BY ALL FEMALE, MINORITY FIREFIGHTERS AGAINST ALL FEMALE, MINORITY, AERIAL YOGA, AND AERIAL PILATES INSTRUCTORS. ALL THE ANIMAL SHELTERS' CATS CAN DO THIS COLD, IN THEIR SLEEP EVEN. TRY TO CLOCK A 6-MINUTE MILE SPEED, TO WIN THE RACE. PLEASE GATHER ALL DIVING INSTRUCTORS FROM THE U.S. NAVY SEALS, TO HOST ANOTHER 5K VERTICAL RUN, UNDERWATER, SPELUNKING IN SIMILATED MUD FLATS, AND PEAT BOGS IN MAINE, NEXT TO A FRIGID COASTLINE, WITH SALTWATER TIDAL WAVES.