TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE STOCK UP ON BUSINESS WEAR, THAT'S MACHINE WASHABLE, LAY FLAT/LINE DRY/HANG-DRY, FROM WAL-MART/KMART/THRIFT STORES/CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, IN SOLID BLACK COLORS ONLY:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/08/31/adp-businesses-added-solid-177000-jobs-august/89606368/

PSYCHOLOGICALLY, CREATING UNIFORMITY BOOSTS TEAM MORALE, COHESIVENESS, AND UNITY. DURING THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION YEAR, WE NEED TO PREVENT IN-FIGHTING AMONG ALL MINORITIES.