TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN POLITICAL CARTOONISTS, AND ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN ART TEACHERS:

PLEASE GATHER ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN ENLISTED INTO A SEPARATE MUSTER, BY HEIGHT LINES AND SHOUT HYSTERICALLY, "RUN, MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN SEALS! MAKE LOOKALIKES OF YOURSELVES, AS MY C.I.A. INFORMANTS! ARYAN CAPTAINS AND SEAL TEAMS ARE ARRIVING TO INSPECT US AGAIN! THEY WANT TO SEE IF THEY CAN INFILTRATE OUR SECURITY WATCHES AGAIN, IN ORDER TO CALL BRUTAL, ISIL GANG-RAPING CODE REDS."