TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED: REMEMBER, WATCH ALL EAUTY PAGEANTS FOR COTILLION/PUBLIC SPEAKING ETIQUETTE, BEFORE MIMICKING ANY POLITICIANS:
http://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/life/entertainthis/2016/08/31/meet-the-contestants-for-miss-america-2017/89655204/
THE AUTO INSURANCE AGENTS DON'T NEED THEIR CLIENTS CARRYING AN "I'M SORRY" SIGN TO WAVE AT AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS, FOR LIABILITY PURPOSES. SIMPLY DO THE PAGEANT WAVE TO THE TAILGATING, SPEEDING, AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS BEHIND AND AROUND YOURSELVES. PRETEND YOU'RE TURNING A LIGHT BULB AS YOU RAISE YOUR HAND TO WAVE AT THEM, WHILE SMILING, WITHOUT TEETH SHOWING, AVOIDING DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH THEM, AND MAKE YOUR BODY LANGUAGE AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE/GATHERING LIMBS TOGETHER, TO APPEAR LESS THREATENING/LARGE. THIS IS PERFECT FOR DEFUSING THE SITUATION, WITHOUT ADMITTING LIABILITY. IF YOU CAN SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, PLEASE CHOOSE A DEAD ONE, AND MIX IT, PIGEON-STYLE, WITH YOUR OTHER FOREIGN LANGUAGES TOGETHER, SO THAT NOBODY CAN TELL WHAT YOU ARE TRULY SAYING, IN A CALM, QUIET, SLOW-PACED VOICE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlxWbQ5gaA
THE AUTO INSURANCE AGENTS DON'T NEED THEIR CLIENTS CARRYING AN "I'M SORRY" SIGN TO WAVE AT AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS, FOR LIABILITY PURPOSES. SIMPLY DO THE PAGEANT WAVE TO THE TAILGATING, SPEEDING, AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS BEHIND AND AROUND YOURSELVES. PRETEND YOU'RE TURNING A LIGHT BULB AS YOU RAISE YOUR HAND TO WAVE AT THEM, WHILE SMILING, WITHOUT TEETH SHOWING, AVOIDING DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH THEM, AND MAKE YOUR BODY LANGUAGE AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE/GATHERING LIMBS TOGETHER, TO APPEAR LESS THREATENING/LARGE. THIS IS PERFECT FOR DEFUSING THE SITUATION, WITHOUT ADMITTING LIABILITY. IF YOU CAN SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, PLEASE CHOOSE A DEAD ONE, AND MIX IT, PIGEON-STYLE, WITH YOUR OTHER FOREIGN LANGUAGES TOGETHER, SO THAT NOBODY CAN TELL WHAT YOU ARE TRULY SAYING, IN A CALM, QUIET, SLOW-PACED VOICE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlxWbQ5gaA
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