TO ALL MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED, AND ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS:

THE HELLS' ANGEL-LOOKING, CAUCASIAN, LONG-HAIRED, ARYAN, FORTIES-AGED, LARGE MAN DOWNSTAIRS IN THE APARTMENT COMPLEX'S PLAYSCAPE THE LAST FEW AFTERNOONS AND EVENINGS NEEDS TO BE APPROVED BY THE N.A.A.C.P. FEMINISTS. THEY'RE PROBABLY ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, CHILD WAR BRIDE RECRUITERS, AND CHILD SOLDIER RECRUITERS. THEY'RE NEXT TO JEFFERSON COUNTY OPEN SCHOOL, IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.