TO ALL ADULT ESL STUDENTS: "V.I.P." CREATIVE WRITING PROMPTS:

HOLD A LYNX POINT-LILAC POINT SIAMESE CAT UP TO THE BLUE WILDERNESS BAG OF CAT FOOD WITH THE PHOTO OF A LYNX WILDCAT. TELL THE "KITTEN" THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A DESCENDANT OF A LYNX, SO NEEDS TO BE PUT ONTO REAL LYNX FOOD NOW. THEY MAY HAVE BEEN A CRACK/METH HOUSE CAT, BUT THEY ACTUALLY AREN'T...PERSUADE ALL THE CAT EXPERTS AT PETSMART THAT ALL THE SHELTER CATS ARE RELATED TO THE ONES AT THE MOUNTAIN LION-DOMESTIC CAT BIOENGINEERING TEAMS AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY.

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WRITE A CAPTION FOR THE PHOTO BELOW. FOR EXAMPLE:
 
READ. MY. LIPS. CAPTAINS. IT'S. OVER. FOR. HARVARD'S. THOSE. ARE. GODLESS. YANKEE. HEATHENS.