TO ALL CAT OWNERS: PLEASE CREATE DATABASES ON ANY NON-CAT OWNERS:

THE U.S. MILITARY, PRISON GUARDS, LAW ENFORCEMENT, AND FIREFIGHTERS IN COLORADO ALL NEED TO BE ISSUED FREE, CAT THERAPY PETS. OTHERWISE, ALL HOMELESS CATS AND KITTENS WILL BE EXECUTED, ON THE BASIS OF THEIR FUR COLOR, AND ASIAN/ORIENTAL CAT BREED EYE, AND EAR SHAPES.