TO ALL ENLISTED : IF PRESENTED WITH BRITISH, AUSTRALIAN FOODS, MAKE IT INTO INDIAN CURRY :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UB2uOxb5zEM

- LEMON MYRTLE AND ONION CHUTNEY

https://10play.com.au/masterchef/recipes/lemon-myrtle-emu-with-emu-floss-and-bush-tomato-chutney/r190614puvjo

IT MAY HAVE TO BECOME A THAI MACADAMIA NUT BUTTER CURRY...

http://www.foodreference.com/html/emu-bbq-ffs-cbg.html

HOWEVER, KEEP IN MIND THAT THE KIDS WILL ONLY EAT MCDONALD'S CHICKEN NUGGETS, OR SCHNITZEL. 

https://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/flathead-emu-egg-thermidor-sauce