TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT : A JEWISH VAGINA :

https://www.timesofisrael.com/this-jewish-woman-is-creating-the-worlds-first-vagina-museum/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/the-jewish-history-of-americas-most-famous-ice-creams/amp/

MUCH LIKE ICE CREAM, MY VAGINA IS JEWISH. 

https://m.jpost.com/diaspora/the-jewish-history-of-americas-most-famous-ice-cream-618166/amp

https://www.haaretz.com/amp/jewish/.premium-how-isaiah-gave-hebrew-word-vagina-1.5393746

https://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-vagina-monologues-bares-orthodox-taboos-on-womens-sexuality-and-gender/amp/

HIV RISKS IN HALACHA :

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niddah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus_in_Halacha

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halakha

MY VAGINA IS A JEWISH COOKIE, A HAMANTASCHEN :

https://www.heyalma.com/yes-theres-a-reason-hamantaschen-look-like-vaginas/amp/

FOR A LONG TIME, GOD REFERRED TO THE VAGINA AS SOMEFIN ELSE THAN HUMANS...

https://albertstern.medium.com/jewish-sexuality-such-as-it-is-volume-one-464be8e7ea39

GOD REFERS TO "VAGINAS"/VULVAS AS "THE GODDESS, ARTEMIS";)

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/removingthefigleaf/2016/11/vagina-power/

TRUTHFULLY, CHRISTIANITY, TO ME, FROM MY OWN INTERPRETATION, IS ABOUT SEX EDUCATION, SEXUAL SELF-ESTEEM, FEMINIST, EMPOWERED, GENITAL SELF-IMAGE, WHERE I COME FROM, LEARNING ABOUT THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, MENSTRUATION, HUMAN ANATOMY, SURGERIES, EVERYTHING THAT IS KNOWN IN A HOSPITAL SETTING, ETC.:

https://www.healthline.com/health/parenting/your-pelvic-floor-explained#Real-parents-talk

STRANGELY, MY VAGINA TRAVELED TO THE HOSPITAL, WITH ME.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4XK5hXzEQ

I NEVER DETACHED IT, AND LEFT IT AT HOME, JUST BROUGHT IT ALONG, AS USUAL. 

https://feelgoodfoodie.net/recipe/baked-brie-cranberry/

SO, IT LIKES TO CARRY ALONG A MYSTICAL, ANGEL HOSPITAL, CALLED FEMINIST MYSTICISM, FOR GODDESS-BASED WORSHIP.

https://www.pbs.org/empires/thegreeks/background/42.html

IT HAS A GODDESS WARRIOR-QUEEN OPINION ON EVERYTHING AROUND IT.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WCB6PA2AkqU

MY VAGINA, IT HAS OFTEN LIKED SOFT, FLANNEL SHORTS, TO SLEEP IN, IN THE NAVY. 

OR, A CASUAL NAP/NIGHT DRESS.

IT OFTEN HAS TO COME OUT, TO GET THE EXECUTION WARRANTS, FOR 99% OF THE PATRIARCHY.

OTHERWISE, CATHOLIC NUN-MYSTICS, OF THE VATICAN, COULD DIE, FROM POWERFUL, ABUSIVE, OPPRESSIVE, CARDINALS.

IT GATHERED A MULTIMILLIONAIRE, A ROMANTIC LOVE, TO HELP REMOVE THE CATHOLIC PATRIARCHY, FROM OUR GLOBAL SOCIETY. 

MY VAGINA HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT, VISITS A SOUL FRIEND'S TENT, TO DISCUSS HOW SO-AND-SO IS A RICHE SINNER, CONDEMNED FROM SALVATION, WHILE I EAT SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN, AND TEXAN MEALS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_zTgZIR-hc

...AND ALL SOUTHERN FBI MUST KNOW IF THE MULTIMILLIONAIRES THINK IT'S OKAY TO ATTACK JESUS' NUN-WIVES;)

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DEAR JESUS, 

IT'S BECAUSE THE DUDE, THE BLACK, AFRICAN-AMERICAN, SECURITY DIRECTOR, FROM ATLANTA METRO BANK IS IN SHAPE, DOES WEIGHT TRAINING. 

THE REST DO NOT WEIGHT TRAIN.

PHYSICAL FITNESS IS HIGHER IN GEORGIA, JESUS.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/covid-cases-rising-hotspots/2021/04/15/d04ffc8c-9cae-11eb-8005-bffc3a39f6d3_story.html?outputType=amp

THE REST OF THE U.S. ARE NOT IN GOOD SHAPE, TO PASS ANY US NAVY BOOT CAMPS.

I NEED ALL OF THE U.S. BROUGHT TO FREE NAVY SEAL BOOT CAMPS.

HAVE WE GRILLED, PITTED, SKINNED, AVOCADOS, CUT IN HALVES, ALONG WITH ALL STONE FRUITS?

https://www.thegraciouswife.com/homemade-marshmallow-fluff/

WE HAVE TO MAKE THOSE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF, VANILLA BEAN CUSTARD, AND GRILLED, FRESH FRUIT SALADS, OF AMERICA. 

PICKLED OKRA :

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foodandwine.com/recipes/bruschetta-pickled-okra%3famp=true

BTW, STUFF THE QUAILS, WITH GRILLED ONIONS, GARLIC CLOVES, AND A GRILLED BOUQUET GARNI.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQfuSbxHKhQ

ALSO, WE HAVE TO CREATE A BASIL-WATERMELON-CHEESE GAZPACHO...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u58EHx9Ho

A HALF PICO DE GALLO, OF VARIOUS FRUITS, VEGETABLES, AND A HALF PUREED INTO SALSA, IN GENERAL, FOR THE GAZPACHO :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oCVOU-9BlPg

TRY TO GET THE STONE FRUIT, WATERMELON GAZPACHO...












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