TO ALL ENLISTED: ALL ENLISTED MUST PARTICIPATE IN THUMBELINAESQUE/TINKERBELLESQUE FAIRY BALLET CLASSES:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG0DRmAv9M

WE MUST CREATE THUMBELINA/TINKERBELL FAIRY BALLETS, TO ENCOURAGE WILD FUNGI LITERACY, SO COLLECT ALL FIELD GUIDES, TO MAKE THESE STEM FEMINIST PLAYS, PUPPET SHOWS FOR ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

https://www.bitchmedia.org/post/the-worst-tooth-fairy-you-will-ever-see

https://www.thestayathomefeminist.com/blog/2014/11/03/tooth-lot-mom-guilt-bit-magic

http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/whats-the-going-rate-for-the-tooth-fairy/

http://jennytrout.com/?p=8554

http://www.ewaldmeinl.de/btrpeng.htm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRgXEbRFuwU

https://www.eggerinstruments.ch/index.php/en/historical-instruments/historical-trumpets/renaissance-natural-trumpets

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lpSSFCK7esA

ACT I, SCENE I:

http://caslabs.case.edu/medren/renaissance-instruments/cornetto-renaissance/

REENACT THE BIRTH OF VENUS, WITH A RENAISSANCE VERSION OF THE FAIRY KINGDOM'S BIRTH IN THE MAGICAL, BEWITCHED, ENCHANTED KINGDOM OF SHAMBHALA.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slide_trumpet

RENAISSANCE TRUMPETS MUST BE PLAYED FOR THESE BALLETS.

https://academic.oup.com/em/article-abstract/12/1/26/381883?redirectedFrom=PDF

TURN ALL OF THE AVAILABLE PINK TUTU SKIRTS INTO QUEEN ELIZABETH I'S ELIZABETHAN COLLARS, FOR ZEE TRUMPET-PLAYING, CHERUBIM ANGELS OF ST. GABRIEL.

https://www.jstor.org/stable/739752?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

https://courses.lumenlearning.com/musicappreciation_with_theory/chapter/instruments-used-in-renaissance-music/

http://musicdiscoveryforkids.com/world_music/clareta/

BTW, "SHERPA" HAS TWO MEANINGS:

1. THE HUMBLE, ENSLAVED NEPALI/TIBETAN PEOPLE

2. THE HUMBLE, ENSLAVED CIVIL SERVANTS FOR POLITICIANS, THE LATTER WHO ARE ALL BRUTAL DICTATORS, THE FORMER WHO ARE ALL BECOMING DISGRUNTLED MACCHIAVELLI'S AGAINST ZAIR OWNZ FORMER SLAVEMASTERS!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Midsummer_Night%27s_Dream

REMEMBER, THE BOYS LOVE THE STAR WARS' LIGHT SABER SWORDS SO INCORPORATE A DUELING SWORD MATCH, WITH SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM, AND THE SCOTTISH MIDSUMMER EVE'S DREAM, BY WILLIAM DUNBAR:

https://press.anu.edu.au/publications/midsummer-eves-dream-variations-theme-william-dunbar

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/300060.Midsummer_Eve_s_Dream

https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/tell-me-about-midsummers-eve-389232

ELVIRA WILL BE THE HEROINE TOOTH FAIRY-CHESHIRE CAT, A LA ALICE IN WONDERLAND:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhq7T68UP9Y

...SINCE ZEE PATRIARCHY OF HOLLYVOODE BEEZ DEMONIZING ALL VOMYNZ IN ZEE "BLACK SWAN" FILM WITH NATALIE PORTMAN!!!

http://smallforbig.com/2013/03/you-think-its-easy-being-the-tooth-fairy-girl-power-book.html

***ALSO, SWITCH TO ENAMEL-BUILDING TOOTHPASTE, AS BRUSHING TEETH, FLOSSING, GARGLING WITH ALCOHOL-FREE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE ORAL RINSES HAS TO HAPPEN AT LEAST 3 TIMES PER DAY, EVERYDAY.***

https://mashable.com/2018/04/25/kid-experiment-prove-tooth-fairy-isnt-real-twitter/#oFQ5sBSzsgqo

***SET UP THE CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE TUBES, FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS, WITH THE VARIOUS KIDS' STAR WARS TOOTHBRUSHES, AND HAND-HELD, PRE-LOADED ZOO ANIMAL-SHAPED FLOSSERS.***

https://notsoangryfeminist.wordpress.com/2013/08/08/review-the-real-tooth-fairy/

ALWAYS INCORPORATE THE LEGENDARY TOOTH FAIRY INTO THESE FAIRY BALLETS:

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2018/09/29/parents-thought-their-son-couldnt-speak-until-dentist-visit-changed-their-lives/1465744002/

INSPIRATION ABOUT "THE ECONOMIST" MAGAZINE AND THE TOOTH FAIRY, IN THIS STEM FEMINIST BALLET:

https://books.google.com/books?id=8mnVUIqVuCUC&pg=PA88&lpg=PA88&dq=tooth+fairy+feminist&source=bl&ots=_uyLae1tpd&sig=G04qxtYJU8t6rwEBEVRSDDlc6_s&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikqrqAzOHdAhVM44MKHcRQBm8Q6AEwEHoECAMQAQ#v=onepage&q=tooth%20fairy%20feminist&f=false

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-going-rate-for-a-tooth-from-the-Tooth-Fairy-these-days

REMEMBER, GET THE JPMA STROLLERS FOR THE 5 YEAR OLDS TOO...TO GO BACK-TO-SCHOOL SHOPPING.